July 18, 2003
7/18/03 Columbia County, NY (22
7/18/03 Columbia County, NY (22 days until wedding)
I discovered a product today that, if I had been using it for the last ten years, would have made my life infinitely more aesthetically-pleasing. I encourage each and every one of you to go out and buy a tube of PhenoSeal™.
Yes, Pheno-Seal. Unsightly cracks and misaligned wood joints are a snap with this fabulous petroleum by-product from the fine folks at Gloucester Company Incorporated. Formulated by the finest scientists, PhenoSeal™ promises each customer The Absolute Finest in Caulks and Sealants®.
Don't like the way your crown moulding dips and curves at the ceiling? Hate those jagged seams between your wainscoting? I know I did! But with one easy application of PhenoSeal Does It All Brand Caulk Sealant©, it looks like I paid thousands to have my room renovated!
Simply insert your PhenoSeal tube into a caulking gun, ratchet up the pressure, and let that sealant go, go, go! It dries clear in one hour, and is suitable for painting. Also makes a nice dessert topping! "Make mine with jimmies, Ethel - and PhenoSeal™!"
Posted by at July 18, 2003 11:29 PM