I'll say this: at the farm right now is my brother Sean, my nephew Sean, his friend Jesse, and me. Four guys with 21 acres at their disposal. So far, we have:
- tried launching half-court hoops shots from the middle of the barn
- set up tiki torches and ate red meat outside
- farted
- tried to hit the cows with a 3-wood from about 50 yards away (unsuccessful)
- played pool where Sean the Elder had to relinquish the "Sean" name if Sean the Younger beat him
- watched "Reign of Fire" for the 4th time
- farted
- ate Wendy's at 1am after seeing "The Italian Job"
- made waffles with twice too much vegetable oil
- learned side-arm dart-throwing method (wildly inaccurate)
- clogged upstate New York internet bandwidth with Strong Bad's emails
- slept through 8am joist-banging from our housing contractor
- and then, yes, farted
Posted by at June 3, 2003 1:25 AM