January 05, 2004
splurt!!!
1/5/04
At long last, a dream has been realized. I remember the day they were toted away, left in a bag in Iowa in 1977, never to be seen again. Upon arriving back in America in 1979, we asked, "where are they?" but silence followed. For years we pined for them. They reminded us of picnics, pink lemonade coming out of our noses, cousins frolicking and endless afternoons of Orange Push-Ups dribbling down our chins. But a dark era clouded over, and we thought we'd never see them again.
UNTIL NOW!
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That's right, ladies and germs, we just got back what was rightfully ours: A SET OF PRISTINE JARTS™ BRAND LAWN DARTS!!! Ronald Reagan and his evil Republican minions banned them from all 50 states, ordering them destroyed, but they couldn't get all of them! That's right, a refugee box from the time when Kids Could Have Fun has landed on our doorstep.
Yes, you nervous ninnies, we plan to be careful. We won't play with them when Jamie's kids are over. We'll put them on a shelf that 5-year-olds can't reach. And when we actually play, we'll put Chip in the kitchen with Chopes. No need to ruin two of the greatest minds of the 21st century.
But you can bet your ass we will be playing Jarts™ until we get repetitive motion disorder. We will have tournaments. There will be betting money involved. We will get so good at Jarts™ that shit will be talked. Manhoods will be called into question. It will be a cultural movement that will tear asunder the pusillanimous memories of Rubik's Cubes and Hula-Hoops. It will ROCK.
As soon as the ground unfreezes.
fight the power, baby.
Yes!!!!!
You may not have seen this side of me yet, but I will kick your ASS at Jarts!!! Alone in the Adirondacks nextdoor to the afterschool rape hut, what was there to do but play Jarts for hours on end? Yes, after the ground unfroze--which would be sometime late in June, but from June to October I reined undefeated from 1978-1981. Yes, my dog did end up with a concussion in 1980 when little cousin ADD Michael came over, but she recovered.
See you on the green!!
When I was in my early teenage years, back in the late 70's, we had a set of lawn darts (I can't claim them to be Jarts, though, as I don't remember). We also had a tennis court in the park across from my house. My friend and I would, on occasion when we were ultra-bored, go to the court and toss the lawn darts high in the air, and stand under them as they came down, moving out of the way at the last moment.
I know, I know. Idiots. I'm not proud of that stupidity, but feel it should be said. I also ask that you not try this.
If the stupid actions of this stupid Canadian back then had anything to do with the American ban, and your subsequent decades-long absence of enjoyment of Jarts, I hereby apologize.
Beautiful find - I've attached required uniforms for the first annual Jart Fest:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3168068923&category=30
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Those things were right up there with Michael O'Donahue's "Bag O Glass Fun Pack" for dangerous toys. Even more fun than Jarts would be a Jarts on Wheels tournament, played on those 3-wheeler ATVs they banned in the early 90s.
The ground's still nice and soft down here in NC. Bring it on down, if you're not afraid of being taken to lawn dart school.
P.S. You should probably drive; I don't think you could slip those by airport security.
Brent - excellent T-shirts. I think we could print our own, now that I have the logo.
Laurie and Bud - you will both bow down to the Williams family Welsh throwing technique. Oh, except for Laurie, who's both Williams and Welsh.
Rob - It can't be any stupider than what we did two days ago - we stood in our field and tried to dodge golf balls being teed off from our barn. SEE WHAT A REPRESSED CULTURE MAKES US DO?!?
You forgot to mention the part where curse words echo off the mountains after you suffer an humiliating defeat. That is, if your Lawn Dart game is anything like your basketball game....
The problem with Jarts (also darts and golf)is that power is supremely gratifying and yet entirely detrimental to anything resembling a "game of skill." The rush of throwing a Jart as far as one can throw overhand, or seeing how deep a Jart will plow into the ground by throwing it as high as possible, is far greater than deftly (and weakly, I might add) tossing a Jart into a plastic circle. Yawn. Would anyone be interested in "Russian Jarts"? Stand in the Jart circle and toss the Jart straight up, 20+ feet. Jarts inside circle are worth 1 point, Jarts in skull disqualify. Points are necessary to win. No "I'm the only one standing, so I automatically win" crap.
I took my firstg swing at a golf ball that day and I came close to hitting you
closer then any1 else
P.S. especially scott who sucks
Do you have any lawn jarts 4 sale. I will buy them. I need a set for a tournement.
Mike
Mike-
I got my set off Yahoo's eBay-like site. It takes some searching, but there are sets out there.
I have a set of Regent yard Jarts, The original lawn darts game for sale. In the original box, they are in great shape
Ben
I have a set of JARTS brand Jarts for sale
I have a set of JARTS brand Jarts for sale. dksr1@charter.net
To Don
How much?
Complet game set?
Ship to Canada
I ment COMPLETE, I'm not to sure what a Complet is :)
I have a complete set of Jarts for sale if anyone is interested. I believe they are in excellent condition, and I believe there are two extra sets of fins and the two circle targets as well. They are in the original box.
Send offers to me at budlitnme@yahoo.com
I have a complete Jarts game for sale. comes with 4 darts, 2 extra fins, 2 yellow plastic hoops and original box. Make offer to my email address. Shipping is about $9 anywhere in U.S., higher to Canada. I usally sell on ebay (check out my user ID of 99stingray) but as you know they do not permit Jarts to be sold. Thank you.
Forgot to post my email address to last entry:
stingray@swfla.rr.com
If anyone is interested I have a set of Regent Lawn Darts, that have never been taken out of the box.2 yellow, 2 red, 4 yellow rings.Still has string on one jart for price tag. Please feel free to make an offer, I'll ship world wide, and find the cheapest shipping possible. Please put Jarts in your heading. gparkm@aol.com
Howdy! I have a set of Jarts for sale, still in original box. Interested parties please email jagomatic@comcast.net ! Thanks!
I have one of the first set of jarts, e-mail me for photos. Includes original box with instructions on inner lid, four darts, one red fin, one blue.
Josie.
I want them. How do I get a hold of you. I will definitely buy them if they are in good shape or actually even if they aren't. How much are you asking?
I have a set of jarts for sale in the orginal box. If interested email me and I will forward pictures and details. mikelindaschmidt@yahoo.com
Like new old stock never used Regent lawn Jarts from mid 60's. Complete box, sliders, instructions. Rescued from old department store.
Racerr944@aol.com for photo and offers.
Thank you
We are looking for oringal yard jarts. Any body have any left? Please email me.
I am still looking for original set. If anyone has one left PLEASE let me know. Thanks. e-mail jtkids@wctc.net
Hello, I have an excellent set of JARTS, original box, yellow X2 and red X2 plus white rings. They look barely used REGENT 7329 Slider type for sale. macjava@aol.com Email me directly and I can send photos. thanks xx rick
I just picked up a near mint - in the original box - set of Jarts at an estate sale - they look brand new. Email me with your offer can send pix - will take less than those found online right now.
skinny@carolina.rr.com
Hi Folks
The Jarts I mentioned for sale in the previous post have been sold.
Thanks for your inquiries.
I have a set of Jarts for sale. Comeplete with box. Four Jarts, two replacement wings, two targets & box with instructions. Offer should be sent to sandysray@aol.com
The Lawn Game Jarts was invented by my mothers Uncle Dr Lawerance Barrnett in Fort Edward New York. Dr Barnett was a Dentist that made his money in the Stock Market. The Jarts were MFG in his Barn for years. He later gave the Business to his Step Son, Robbie Barnett, whom had two Mfg plants in South Glens Falls NY. Even though the box gave all proper warnings a person threw a Jart wildly in the air, it came down taking a minors eye out. Against Robbies lawyers advice he settled with the people and set up a precedense and was sued by almost anyone who owned a set. It was and is a fun game and very safe if one follows the directions.
I have a mint set of Jarts, in box never used for sale if any interested?
I have a set of DP Superdarts for sale. Box is in excellent condition as well as all 4 darts and yellow rings. Make an offer. Pmaglioz@iusb.edu. Thanks.
-Pat Magliozzi
Im looking for a set of jarts can any one help?
i have a complete set of lawn jarts still in original box. they are in great shape. i've never played the game but it sounds like it could be much fun.. if anyone is intrested in purchasing this set please email me with an offer. thanks.... lindsey
I have a set of Original Slider Jarts if anyone is interested contact me.
I have a "new in box set" of original lawn jarts for sale. Excellent condition. Never used. $125.00
I have a great set of Jarts brand lawn darts if anyone is still interested.
They're a complete set of 4 Jarts (two red and two blue), with two replacement fins (one of each color), plus the two ring targets. The set is in the original box and even THE BOX is in great shape.
The Jarts are in GREAT condition. There are NO BENT shafts, no cracks and only two small nicks/chips. The tips are great, with no misshapen points. All screws are firmly screwed into the rears.
There are 2 dart punctures in one ring and 4 in the other.
The box is structurally intact (including the handle), but a little stained/spotty. There are NO dents, tears, holes (except a couple of staple(?) holes on the bottom).
We all know that eBay won't allow these to be listed, so please REPLY by email with a bid, if you're interested. $50.00 US or best offer (plus shipping, but I won't gouge you).
I have an original set of lawn jarts in the picture box. There are 2 red and two blue with 1 blue and 1 red replacement fin. The 2 rings are also included. I will sell for 85.00 including shipping....drmarti5131@yahoo.com
I have a mint condition original Jarts brand set of Jarts in the original excellent shape box for sale. No dings, punctures, rips. Used 2x. Superb for the collector. $175.00 flat. Zirconda@aol.com
I'm looking for a resonably priced set of jarts in good to excellant condition. If anyone has any to offer please feel free to email me at T_A_R_A_98@yahoo.com or post up on here. Thanks.....looking to have them by August.
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHICH IS MORE PREFERRABLE, THE SLIDER OR THE NON SLIDER? WHICH IS THE EARLIER SET? I HAVE A NEW UNUSED SET OF REGENT ORIGINAL JARTS (MODEL # 73929) BUT THE BOX DOES NOT SAY "SLIDERS". BOX IN PERFECT CONDITION(maybe slightly yellowed over the years) RINGS AND 2 YELLOW AND 2 ORANGE FLIGHTS-(may be slightly faded as well). MY SON IS GETTING MARRIED AND WOULD LIKE THEM, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THEY ARE SELLING WELL NOW, HOW MUCH ARE THEY WORTH? CAN CONTACT CINDY AT PRUSHAPAINT@YAHOO.COM
I am looking for 2 sets of lawn darts. One set for my parent's (who's were misplaced under my care) and one set for me since I know I will not be borrowing my parent's again. lol Please email with a price that you are willing to sell at alinch75@yahoo.com. I relize that they are selling for a lot these days. However, I am looking for a fair price for both sides. Thank you for your help.
If anybody has any jarts for sale contact me through my email.
i am looking to purchase a set of lawn jarts (4 jarts and 2 rings) either new or in very good condition. please email me if you have a set to sell, kisersosay@hotmail.com. thanx
For all of you Jarts discussions, try the Jarts board at http://www.LadderGolfPlans.com
Nothing better than alcohol and jarts, party on ! lol
I am looking for a good set of jarts the slider type. I will pay up to 35.00 plus shipping for a good set. thanks Jeffrey
newliferestoration@hotmail.com
I have a set of lawn jarts for sale. Found in a garage. Looks like they haven't been used in yrs and are in excellent+ condition. Jarts look almost new. No chips or cracks. All four jarts are here plus the 2 replacement fins. (1) of blue jart fins has a puncture hole in it. All the rest look near mint. both yellow rings included. (1) ring in near mint condition while other has a few punture holes and was snapped but fixed with a little wooden dowel. Comes in original box. Still in nice shape, just dirty, dusty, with some stains on it. Handles of box still in tact. Asking $80.00 which includes shipping. email me at rutan@loganrec.com if intersted.
I need to get a hold of a set of lawn jarts that are in good to excellent condition. Will pay top dollar$$$$$ For any info on where or how to get a good set, I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you!!!
Looking for jart set and/or replacement fins - also rings-please contact me at godmat@aol.com
looking for a set of jarts if you have some your looking to get ride of thanks gary gljf102@aol.com
Check out http://www.TossingGames.com There is a Jarts board there with lots of Jarts for sale!
I'm jealous!!! I'm looking for some. I had them years ago and had I knew this fucking communist country would ban them, I would have held onto them.
I have 4 original sets for sale. Two with nice boxes, and two without boxes. These originals have blue fins and red fins, with one each extra fin, and with yellow rings. The boxes have instructions on inside of lid. Looking at $ 60 each in box. And $ 40 each with no box. Better price if all go at once. Reach me at cokemanv81@stny.rr.com Thanks, Skip
i have lawn jarts for sale
Hello, I still have probably the most prestine set of Jarts avail. They were found in an old department store in Phila, PA before it was torn down. They are mint. Please email me for info and pics. Racerr944@aol.com if you use ebay I am basementbargains55 on ebay. Thanks and happy Jarting.
I am looking for an original set of jarts (the banned type). Please contact me hankstermsp@yahoo.com
I am looking for replacement fins for my jarts. If you have some, plese email me at vafischer@msn.com
How much the JartS, the red and yellow oneS....with those lovely rings.....SELL THEM TO ME!!!!
Looking for a set of jarts in good condition. Willing to pay $50. Our family can't go through a summer without them.
Looking for a set of jarts in very good condition.Please let me know if you have a set that you're willing to part with.If so please e-mail me at wendel20@hotmail.com
Hi there,
Just like everyone else here I would like to find a set of Lawn Jarts too. I have the rings but someone stole the jarts! Willing to pay but not be ripped off at $100.00 for the darts only.
Thanks very much for your time and help!
I can be reached at kevatar@adelphia.net
Kevin D.
I too am looking for a decent set of darts, and the added twist, I'm in Canada.
miked@equipmentexpress.com
I am a JartSeeker. email me at rev1969@gmail.com. Thanks!
Hi,I Have A Complete Set Of Lawn Darts Still In Box,Very Good Condition.Will Sell To The highest Bid.Thanks
When does the bidding start for your darts? If you really have them please email me @ docmmm@cox.net
I have 5 different complete sets of the origional lawn darts or jarts in the origional boxes and one set without the box I found cleaning out my shed that I accumilated. If you are interested in all of them email me at tiger.deals@gmail.com.
Thanks!
I have a set in an original box. Email rob1974 at gmail dot com for pics.
Do you still have the jarts for sale?
Have a set of Jarts- email me at kkbarron1@yahoo.com
I have two sets of jarts if anyone is interested. One is a Regent set, the other is a no name set. Neither set has a box and they are both in good condition. Email if interested, katieb007@hotmail.com
Set of Jarts (Jarts Co. Fort Edward NY) Missile Game complete with hoops and extra blue fin in original box. Serious inquiries may email to missilesmart@gmail.com for pictures. I primarily sell vintage clothes, fabrics, toys, etc on ebay but can't pass up a good set of Jarts when I find 'em.
I have one set of original jarts in the box and one set of slider jarts in the box email burgio.liquidations@gmail.com if interested.
rob
I have two sets of Jarts in boxes, plus two replacement fins. Boxes are not in great condition. They are both in the early box. Please email me if you are interested.
Tonja: How much for a set of Jarts???
I'm looking for a set of Jarts...anyone ?
Patty. Email me for more info and pics.
sightnsound@roadrunner.com
i'm interrested in a set of jarts (good
condition) buru0@hotmail.com
(need to be ship to canada)
sorry...buru0@hotmail.com its a zero not a o.
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I have a Jarts Missile Game in the box with all parts included. If anyone is interested, contact me @ statz810@gmail.com. I can forward pics.
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i am by far the best lawn dart player on the planet,im looking for complete sets or parts for regent sliders plaese imform me with pricing including shipping and handling to lufkin texas 75904 thanks the master john
I am looking for a set, sliders preferred...
please email me if you can help.
I have a set of regent slider darts with box an rings...All great condition. Please contact me at tree411@hotmail.com for pics. and price.