October 25, 2004

punkins, the bean that's a fruit

10/25/04

Yes, it's true, I've been sorta "uncontrollably furious" of late, so let's kick back with a few more pictures from this past week, shall we?

First off, I was waxing theoretical last month when they talked about New Orleans taking a direct hit from a Category 5 hurricane. 15-20 foot floods of petrol and fire ants could be expected, so when I was in the French Quarter last week, I went to the balcony of the hotel to see what that would mean.

Here is an incredibly third-rate Photoshop quickie that shows how high a 17-foot flood in New Orleans would get (click image for bigger, but it's just as stupid-looking when larger):

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At the Jasper Family Steakhouse in northern Georgia, Salem had recently unveiled a massive piece of folk art mural by local savant Billy Roper - love it or hate it (I think it's awesome), Salem is dragging art to the Appalachian masses one patron at a time (click for bigger):

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Apparently this guy really hearts coal, and really hearts Bush/Cheney as well. Rotten politics but beautiful scenery in West Virginia:

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The day after I got back, Scotty, Sean and I quickly absconded to the Egremont Country Club golf course, where I proceeded to suck green donkey dicks. Rotten golf but beautiful scenery in Western Massachussets:

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In 2002, my pumpkin patch gave us a ton of little pumpkins. Last year, the patch gave forth nothing. This year, there are only about ten, but they are AWESOME. I heart pumpkins, I really really do.

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Posted by irw at October 25, 2004 10:44 PM
Comments
Posted by: scotty at October 26, 2004 12:03 AM

You think you sucked green donkey dicks? What about Jamie? How a man with two arms and two legs shot a smooth 70 for 9 holes is beyond me. He still owes us some money. What a bastard.

Posted by: oliver at October 26, 2004 06:11 AM

Monsiuer is very clever weeth 'is theory of zee water level, but 'ee forgets that the beignet, she is very absorbant.

Posted by: Sean at October 26, 2004 06:12 AM

Considering the size of your testicles in that last picture, I'm amazed you could play golf at all.

PS. Those are actually pumpkins...

Posted by: billy roper at May 23, 2005 08:33 PM

Hello, thanks for putting the painting i did for the Jasper Family Steakhouse on you site, Billy Roper.

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