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Ian on NPR! Cool! Please, please, please be sure to let us know when it airs. Hey, I think it is time to consult with an intellectual property attorney. I don't like how your words and ideas have been cut and pasted and circulated as an "anonymous" letter. Credit must be given where credit is due! Anyway, looks like you have created quite a stir. . .

Yeah--Ian on NPR! Way to go, dude. In this era of any-publicity-is-good-publicity, surely this exposure will help you.

It's not surprising at all that so many conservatives missed the joke. They're used to Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly and TV; they've been systematically dumbed-down to the point that they're no longer any good with the written word.

Without shouting, a laugh track, fart jokes or a kick in the crotch, irony and sarcasm sail right over their heads.

But we can keep trying. If at first you don't succeed, right?

Or should that be: "if at first you don't *secede*?"

The Republicans now offer a very limited view of what a moral person is. The suggestion is that a family man who owns a couple of gas-guzzling cars, several homes, a motor-yacht and a private plane, who avoids taxes by clever siting of his company, and who can't stand "queers" and foreigners, yet goes to church twice a week, is living an ideal moral life. In fact, for many of us, he would be about the least moral example we could think of.

As you all know last week the greatest democracy of the world (if not the universe) held another passion filled election. This thrilling contest put a neo-con, multinational backed, Christian against , er, Bush. Thanks to it's fabulous democratic record, it's unparalleled freedom and, lets not forget, God's personal support, we were able to see a free and fair election. Any talk of flawed electoral machines, disenfranchisement among black and Hispanic voters, media bias, legal subterfuge and of thousands of voters taken of the electoral rolls is purely communist propaganda.
Seeing as we were all particularly lucky we will see our favorite dictator, George W Bush, win another term in office and thus our great crusade against all evil (particularly if it involves people with slightly darker skin) will continue for years to come. Who knows, we may be able to bomb loads of new and exotic countries like Iran, Syria or North Korea. We will be able to kill thousands (if not hundreds of thousands) of little chocolate colored terrorists, some of them only children. We will be able to liberate millions of selfish Arabs of their oil while flooding their countries with good ol uncle Sam’s materialistic products. And if we grovel and beg enough our soldiers will be able to go to war as well. Our own brave lads will be able to kill and mutilate their very own personal victims. And of course our proud countries will be then allowed to stuff themselves at the collective pig trough called reconstruction.
Those benevolent organisations at the pentagon may even back a dozen or so new military coups around the world so that business and free market policies can triumph over those pesky communists who seek to redistribute wealth or simply feed the poor. All those friendly CIA agents will share their knowledge by teaching local intelligence agents all the fabulous intricacies of topics as diverse as the most efficient torture methods and novel ways of intimidating trade unionists.
If we are particularly lucky we will also see a new rise in born again Christian, bible belt morals. All those wicked gays, abortionists and single mothers will be burned at the stake like in the good old times while the bible will replace all those impertinent history and biology books in school. God will look down on his chosen people with pride and angels will descend amongst our overlords amongst cheers of hallelujah! and USA, USA!
Thus, fellow underlings of the american empire it is time to rejoice! Our masters are about to choose which right wing politician will lead them in to another four years of shaping our inferior and surpassed culture in to the image of their own superior and god blessed society. Oh, how I envy my english friends especially. You are so lucky to be america's favourite lap dog amongst the whole pack of yappering and begging mongrels that make up our respective governments. How happy will your leader Blair be when his master is re-elected for another term! What other wacky adventures will they be able to take together! What other wonderful and exotic countries will they be able to bomb back to the stone age!
In conclusion, my friends, this posting is to remind you all to spare a moment tonight to think about how lucky you are and how wonderful the world is. Whatever happens on Tuesday we have another four years of crusading before us, another decade of mindless pre-emptive strikes, another century of american rule.
Long live our masters from across the seas, long live the USA!

Hi.. I too am confounded by the anger on the winning side when they now hold both houses, the white house, and soon the supreme court.
I have never traveled much in America until the last 3 years when I have done some long driving tours. I was astounded by the deep vastness of our great counrty. I thought back to the times of early white western settlers and how I just couldn't understand with all this vastness that we couldn't have shared more or better found a way to get along with the Indians.
The sad story is as Bob Weir says.. "too much of everything is just enough" is pervasive in our society.
Not until we have it all are we happy and then we realize we don't have anyone to play with. Does this also apply to our standing in the world now?

There was also a mention in Newsday:

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/columnists/ny-etcolumn4035371nov10,0,311852.column?coll=ny-entertainment-columnists

I want to say hi to Laurie from Manly Dorm because I always like your posts.

As for the conservatives being sore winners, some of them probably feel that we are just not "getting" why we lost. I do want to understand the lessons of the election...but that doesn't involve coddling homophobes, etc. I want to get beyond my rhetoric and assumptions IF they're willing to do the same.

To all: an apology in advance for yet another rant.

To "U.S, Ally": So many of the bad spellers and sore winners on the right have missed the irony and humor in Ian's original post, that I'm sure many of them will miss the irony in yours. (sigh)

To Kevin and his note on the vastness of our country: For the past ten years I have made about seven or eight cross-country drives, mostly alone, and whenever possible have taken my time in order to appreciate what we have here. There is every imaginable terrain, every conceivable kind of mountain, city, hamlet, plain, canyon, and roadway. And a wide and wonderful diversity of people. We are so lucky to be part of it all, even as cyber-mental-emotional residents of Coastopia.

But this land and our history deserve better than they are getting at the moment. Our inspired (and yes, human and flawed, but inspired nonetheless) founding fathers gave us the treasure map which is our constitution (no reference to the upcoming movie fantasy). If you read enough about those men (and women (see Cokie Roberts' book on the founding mothers), you will see them as real people: passionate, brave, imperfect, sometimes petty, but fired by a "cause," that of starting a new nation, conceived in liberty etc. etc.

We need to accept one another, do our best to understand one another (even the bible belters), but we need to fight to give this amazing, glorious, spectacular country and all its people the liberty and respect those early leaders were fighting for. It is an uphill road, if the "moral" rightwingers cannot let go of the idea of making everyone and everything conform to their interpretation of scripture. But we have to try. We have to somehow take away the fear factor. No easy thing, but worth working toward.

What concerns me is not so much Iraq, the economy, the environment--though I'm horrified by what has become of all those. My principle concern is that we need a new way to vote, on every level. I could do a whole essay on some of the things I think need to happen, but I'll spare y'all from wading through that on this forum. Suffice it to say that the process is not just flawed. It is broken. It is a sinkhole.... every part of it, from the barrage of negative ads to the morass that is campaign financing, to the stranglehold of the corporations on the candidates and the media, to the selling of fear to as a campaign strategy, to the electronic no-paper-trail voting machines, and everything in between.

Until that is fixed, the other problems will never be dealt with in the way this magnificent country and her diverse and wonderful people deserve.

My head and my heart are in Coastopia, and I'll wear my T shirt prooudly. But my version of Coastopia includes all the compassionate, open-minded, free-thinking, and, in my view, very moral people in Coast-to-coastopia.

Meanwhile, I will continue to offer my ancient, creaky mind and body, in whatever way I can, to the cause of fixing what ails us.

I may have missed something,If so never mind...Anyway how come Wisconsin and Michigan aren't on the Coastopia Map? or the T shirt? They went Blue didn't they? That would make for a far more substatial Great lakes coastal region. Aren't you gonna revamp Detroit for all those Hybrids? And the Cheese damnit! Don't forget the CHEESE!

Hi to you, too, CL. I like your posts as well.

To Ian's Mom: please consider creating a blog of your own. . . I would love to read it everyday. Judging from Ian's comments section, you have quite a fan base already!

They're cracker assholes, that's what they are. and they'll never be happy until there's gas ovens in Guantanamo, and maybe not even then.

And they think we look down on them because of where they live, or because of their income, or because of the educations they may or may not have, or even because they're WHITE for God's sake, and "white men are the last minority group who can be legally disciminated against with impugnity" [sic].

Well, we don't. We look down on them because they're cracker assholes.

There are rural white folks, maybe in the lower income brackets, maybe whose schools aren't of the best, maybe they have a good religious upbringing, and they think for themselves, work hard, enjoy bluegrass and other good music and eat Cajun and barbecue and other good food, a lot of which they grew or caught themselves, they join unions, get involved in the community, help each other out, think good thoughts, live by the Gospels, treat others as equals, respect the whole Constitution, and vote Democrat.

And then there are Crackers.

Racist, fundagelical, gap-toothed, beer-bellied, pigeon-chested, red-necked, hypocritical, snarling, smirking, jeering, "lookat my white sheet", pellagra-suffering, lynching, wife-beating, pig-fucking, Coors-drinking, bellyflopping, Civil war-reminicing, Limbaugh-listening, Newt-voting, date-raping, sister-marrying, yee-hawing, fag-bashing, grit-cooking, Bible on the bedstand, Penthouse hidden in the basement, Supporting cast of "Deliverance", shitkicking, "You liberals all gonna die", belching contest-winning, kill-em-all, Dale Earnhart-died-for-your-sins, soul-all-black-and-shiveled-like-a-coal-miner's-lung, petty, cruel, vicious, loudmouthed, misanthropic, chaw-spitting, Semper Fi-tattooed, swerve-to-hit-the-varmint-in-the-road, fuckhead Republican Cracker Assholes.

And they get all hot under the collar because we think we're better than they are. Well, fuck you, crackers. Maybe we are better than you! I've made my efforts to understand your culture and respect our differences and mind my own business, and I've been kicked in the balls for it every goddam time! And I'm sick of playing nice. I can kick ass now, because finally, you've made me hate, just like you!

It ain't about skin color, education, location or wealth. It's about character.

George has a good point- Wisconsin was a blue state too. And they got the CHEESE...and cheese curds...Plus my family all lives there and even though they'd come to Coastopia kicking and screaming, can they come too?

Easy on the grits, pal. The finest breakfast (and beyond breakfast, with shrimp and bacon) food in the South should not be a pawn in any political system.

When you link food and politics, you're playing with [insert cooking-based pun here]. For example, I'm sure Ian is regretting the "hazelnut latte" reference in his original post. It's the one one phrase that everyone who has picked up the "story" has quoted and seems to stand in for a whole host of reasons to dismiss the entire essay for some people.

To answer George's query: MI was left off because they passed an anti-gay-marriage amendments - or something like that. I suspect WI was the same, but I'm too lazy to look at last week's comments to verify.

To Piglet:
[Insert advance apology for rant/lecture here.]
I wish I could agree with you, but after spending a substantial amount of time with supporters of GWB I am pained to say that many of them are far more complex and intelligent than you're giving credit for.
Talking with my family in rural NC I am struck by how little information they have at their disposal (not everyone lives on the internet) and how willing they are to beleive the misinformation that is fed them by the right. They are mostly just not interested enough in the political process and too busy with their day-to-day lives. It is possible for intelligent people to still be threatened by cultures that they are unfamiliar with, especially if they think that the media and democrats are pandering to those minorities in an attempt to build a political base of power.

On the other hand, speaking with associates that are fiscal conservatives and social moderates, I find them voting for Bush based on their desire to return to the Reagan years. None of these people are as stupid, hate-filled or racist as we'd like to claim, they just have come to different concludions based on different worldviews.

If we're going to change the world, it's important that we see it for what it is and not create a caricature that only serves to deepen the hole we're in.
[end rant, with apologies for the disjointed nature of my writing]

Ian: any word on whether we'll be able to get the Soy hazelnut lattes I requested?

Lindsay's right, the "hazelnut latte" line has become something of an albatross. Keep in mind it was written late at night, and I actually love hazelnut lattes (I'm drinking one right freakin' now - soy indeed, Greg).

Carla, Wisconsin, of course, is in - but the whole map thing got away from me before I could do anything about it.

Piglet - nice rant! You too, mom!

Ian et al.,

First, congrats on getting the conversation going, Ian. The email I sent to Michael Moore the other day came back because his inbox was full. Now I have no worries that he'll find out about your idea...which some are taking far too seriously.

Also, I have to tell you that I proudly wore my t-shirt today, which is, by the way, supremely comfy and sexy. I was in a rather large, crowded mall and wondered if anyone would say anything. The only reaction I got was from the guy at the Thai counter in the food court. He first had trouble reading "I seceded." I'm still not sure he got it because when I said, "Yes, because of the re-election of George Bush," he made me give him three high-fives! "Yes, yes!" he said. "My wife is very upset with me, she has me sleeping on the couch because of it." As a cultural exchange I'm not sure this was ideal. I'm afraid he might have thought "secede" was "succeed."

Just thought I'd share.

And everyone (you know who you are), thank you for your thoughtful comments about all of this. It really has helped and has made me see what we're up against.

Cheryl - I purposely made the front small, so it could be subtle, and get people interested.

Also, it means they are staring at your nortons. Sorry about that!

Ian--actually the type is well above my "nortons," as you call them, so I'm not worried about that. Staring of this kind is okay by me. Clever to make the type that size...

I think there's a large and well funded lobby in California that would be offended by certain folks' suggestion here that, without Wisconsin, Coastopia would be lacking somehow for cheese. With regard to California, says one TV ad beamed 50 times into fifty million homes, "It's the cheese" --fullstop. That said, I don't think I've ever had a decent California cheddar and the campaign's color theme is yellow.
http://www.realcaliforniacheese.com/

Check this out--not a Coastopia, but an urban archipelago.

http://www.thestranger.com/current/feature.html

Ian,

You've put Coastopia on the mat, literally.
I love the satire and it is a bit scary the ones that don't get that part of it. ouch!

I'm not kidding about taxing the pharmaceutical companies for their endless ads to pay for Healthcare. Between those and the political ads I've had about enough of T.V until 2007. Bring on the pole tax baby!!!!

Best wishes, Lori

Your Nov. 2nd Fort Sumter is still being held down ably by that Ishtar (does that mean peace?), her Dad Dan, and all of the other Washington, whatever that means now. I think you'll survive the mortar rounds from the normal and abnormally moronic visitors, but the site-dialogue was (and in the real world will continue to be) rabid and really rattling.
Gotta get a tarheel fans only password (NODOOK) for regular republican in-droppers, and not these eerie eavesdroppers. Seriously, hasn't Bubba been used up as a real name for people? Didn't Forrest wring all the good out of that name that he could in the movie about his life? Wasn't there at some point a ridiculous commenter named BubbaBob for real? I don't know, I had to secede and sever myself from that conversation.

anyway, Thanx for starting such a great and necessary national bowel movement wherein Coastopians (and not in a boasting way) can claim innocence in our, uh the nation's 'decision'.

Viva Coastopia, Vast Cornucopia of like and high mindedness.

I hear you Ian, but I don't agree with your regret today "Looking at it now, there's plenty of clunky language I'd change." I wouldn't ... it was a rant, and that's what made it successful (feel free to have a few more now and then).

As for hazelnut lattes ... I thought your point was: this will be a fun, civilized, relaxed place. I didn't take it to mean effete and snooty. But then, we read into things what we want to hear right? If nothing else, the various comments so far have shown that !!

Cullen,

To answer your question, The other Washington is a nickname Washingtonians have used for themselves .
Say any Washingtonian is travelling on Ian's side of Coastopia. The conversation would go like this:

Where are you from?

I'm from Washington.

Oh I used to live in Silver Spring.

NO, the OTHER Washington.

Once when I was registering at a hotel on the East Coast, The clerk asks my name and where I was from. She's faithfully typing in the information and asks, now where are you from again? Olympia Washington....oh cripes she replies, she had typed in my name as Olympia Washington. Holy cow that's the Capital here.
We had a good laugh over it.

Have you seen this explanation of the election. The facts explain it all.

The proof is in the pudding! (so they say)

Maybe we should put all of our efforts into education!!!

Ranked State's Average IQ/Voted for :

(1) Connecticut................113 Kerry
(2) Massachusetts..........111 Kerry
(3) New Jersey................111 Kerry
(4) New York....................109 Kerry
(5) Rhode Island..............107 Kerry
(6) Hawaii....................... 106 Kerry
(7) Maryland.....................105 Kerry
(8) New Hampshire..........105 Kerry
(9) Illinois...........................104 Kerry
(10) Delaware..................103 Kerry
(11) Minnesota.................102 Kerry
(12) Vermont....................102 Kerry
(13) Washington..............102 Kerry
(14) California..................101 Kerry
(15) Pennsylvania............101 Kerry
(16) Maine........................100 Kerry
(17) Virginia.....................100 Bush
(18) Wisconsin.................100 Kerry
(19) Colorado...................99 Bush
(20) Iowa...........................99 undecided (Bush)
(21) Michigan...................99 Kerry
(22) Nevada.....................99 Bush
(23) Ohio..........................99 undecided (Bush)
(24) Oregon......................99 Kerry
(25) Alaska......................98 Bush
(26) Florida......................98 Bush
(27) Missouri....................98 Bush
(28) Kansas......................96 Bush
(29) Nebraska..................95 Bush
(30) Arizona......................94 Bush
(31) Indiana......................94 Bush
(32) Tennessee...............94 Bush
(33) North Carolina.........93 Bush
(34) West Virginia..........93 Bush
(35) Arkansas.................92 Bush
(36) Georgia...................92 Bush
(37) Kentucky..................92 Bush
(38) New Mexico.............92 undecided (Bush)
(39) North Dakota...........92 Bush
(40) Texas........................92 Bush
(41) Alabama..................90 Bush
(42) Louisiana.................90 Bush
(43) Montana...................90 Bush
(44) Oklahoma................90 Bush
(45) South Dakota..........90 Bush
(46) South Carolina........89 Bush
(47) Wyoming..................89 Bush
(48) Idaho........................87 Bush
(49) Utah.........................87 Bush
(50) Mississippi..............85 Bush

Not only that, Susie, but check this out...

STATE 2004 VOTE AVERAGE BENCH PRESS
MS BUSH 85
AR BUSH 86
ND BUSH 88
OK BUSH 93
WV BUSH 95
WY BUSH 95
UT BUSH 98
KY BUSH 101
LA BUSH 102
AL BUSH 104
KS BUSH 105
DE KERRY 110
NB BUSH 111
AZ BUSH 112
IN BUSH 113
NV BUSH 113
HI KERRY 114
IO BUSH 116
CT KERRY 117
MN KERRY 119
MO BUSH 120
TN BUSH 120
SD BUSH 120
RI KERRY 121
MT BUSH 122
DC KERRY 122
MD KERRY 122
VA BUSH 124
CO BUSH 125
WI KERRY 125
NH KERRY 125
GA BUSH 125
OH BUSH 127
ID BUSH 128
FL BUSH 129
NC BUSH 129
SC BUSH 129
WA KERRY 132
IL KERRY 136
ME KERRY 137
NM BUSH 137
MA KERRY 143
AK BUSH 148
VT KERRY 151
PA KERRY 155
MI KERRY 162
OR KERRY 169
TX BUSH 175
NY KERRY 188
NJ KERRY 193
CA KERRY 206

We Coastopians are not only smarter, but we're stronger, too.

We also have better senses of humor, more refined culture, better sex lives, and softer bathroom tissue.

Ishie, Dan et all,

I reckon you closed out the Coasta-peons comment board so I'll post here....

Came across this rant and left a mouthfull of French Market(w/honey & coffeemate) on my keyboard! This is the mother of all red-state-rants (R3).

Pretty much says it all for me...

Ishie- please take a "stab" at it. No hollow points, please?

Your buddy (remember- buddy is only 1/2 a word!),

badbobusnret
off "Jousting with Sam & Charlie"

Living on the southern most point, of the reddest of counties, in a blue state, below the Mason-Dixon line!
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Whatcha gonna do

Okay, is anybody but me sick yet of the Left’s floundering and flailing about, trying to find any way they possibly can to blame somebody else for their failure to espouse a message remotely palatable to the majority of eligible American voters? Is anybody but me wishing right about now that somebody would clong them upside the head with a shovel and say, “Look, morons, here’s the deal….”?

Well, let’s try this then. Let’s stipulate for the sake of argument that everything the Left claims to fear about the Bush admin and mainstream red-state America is true.

Yep, that’s right, you commie bastiches, we’re coming for you. It’s only a matter of time now until you hear that late-night knock on the door you’ve been dreading all along. Our jack-booted gendarmerie is going to be working overtime rounding up every non-white and non-rich subject of our fascist regime, and we’re going to be baking every last one of you into pies that we’ll then refuse to share with the poor and hungry. We’ll be baking those pies in coal-fired ovens, and those ovens will be devoid of any sort of exhaust-scrubber whatever, because we want to release all the toxic gases and chemicals we can into the atmosphere.

We’ll be spiking the rivers with DDT, alar, thalidomide, and whatever other chemical bugaboos we can think of so as to pollute the drinking water, too. We’ll cram the landfills (which will be more numerous than ever) with deadly silicon breast implants, and we’re going to wipe our asses with copies of the Kyoto Treaty, after which we’ll staple the soiled pages to your foreheads. Halliburton will be sending you the bill for that, too; we’ll call it “cosmetic surgery” and charge a rate tied to the market price for the harvested, tanned, and cured pelts of starving homeless Americans, whose numbers will be rocketing even higher than those for the aforementioned landfills, which is where said homeless will be forced to live while we hunt them down for sport.

We’re going to subjugate the entire world through violence and capitalist exploitation. We’ll be sending our duped, mindless killerbot soldiers to the remotest corners of the Earth to deny freedom to every little brown person currently enjoying an idyllic, bucolic existence in harmony with unspoiled nature, every racial, religious, and cultural minority who has thus far lived relatively free of the sting of our rapacious lash. We’re all going to get rich from it, and we’re going to make the poor noble Bob Cratchets and Tiny Tims of the world pay for our sumptuous lives of piggish, rankly self-indulgent consumerism, and then we’re going to kill them when we’ve bled them completely dry.

Yep, it’s all true, every bit of it; the New Gulags, which we Nazified Tolkien geeks like to refer to as Barad Ashcroft, or just Shrubthanc, have been under construction since early 2001 and are almost ready to open for business. The ultra-right-wing corporate media establishment has known all along, and have been helping us cover it all up, and now it’s too late; there’s nothing you can do to stop us. You all are going to be fed into the ovens by the millions, and we’re going to destroy the environment and nuke the Third World, and it’s all going to be done because Jesus told us to, and that’s the only reason we’re ever going to need. Because hey, we’re stupid.

Michael Moore? Dead soon, at our hands, as punishment for daring to dissent. Karen Finley? Ditto. Hillary Clinton? She’ll be crawling around our (segregated) private club on all fours in a Playboy Bunny costume, forced to beg for the privilege of bringing us drinks, dropping grapes into our mouths, and mopping the floors with her hair—just to remind any of you other strong, uppity women who might get ideas about overturning the established patriarchal order who’s really in charge here. Other younger, more attractive women will be forced into sexual slavery, and abortion will absolutely not be an option for dealing with the inevitable unwanted pregnancies that will result. Rusty coathangers will be available at the door, although using them will be punishable by electrocution—electricity provided by the nuke plants that will be on every corner and completely unregulated and unsafe. But it’s just as well that they are our slaves, because there ain’t gonna be no welfare to help them out, and they’re not going to be allowed to work at anything other than pleasing their oppressors.

We’ll be burning the UN HQ in New York down, of course, and we’ll be locking all the delegates inside the building before we set it alight. Then we’ll be invading France, just to teach ‘em a lesson about how we Texas cowboys do bidness. The world’s oil, of course, is ours, and we’ll be boiling tons of it and pouring it over the heads of those who refuse to acknowledge our Xtian God. There’ll be no stem cell research, there’ll be no health care at all for the poor (whose numbers we will be increasing by every means we can think of), and if you dare to complain about life in the New Conservative Amerikkka, we’re going to kill you for it.

All of that: so stipulated. Now, the question for you moonbat Lefty baglappers: what the hell are you going to do about it?

I mean, seriously; if you truly believe that all this is now in the process of happening right before your very eyes, doesn’t it become incumbent upon you, as the most basic imaginable of moral obligations, to do something to prevent it, or overturn it? I mean, obviously, you tried peaceful means of stopping us, but that didn’t work—because us right-wingnuts rigged the election and disenfranchised everybody. And you can’t go to the courts because they’re in the Bushitler’s pocket too, all the way up to the Supreme Court, which you’ve been saying for four years now illegally handed him the White House after the tainted 2000 “election.” So your last legal, nonviolent means of resistance has been taken away from you, and you can’t even count on the media to publicize the reality of what’s going on because of their right-wing slant, their fondness for the status quo, and of course the fact that they’re really nothing but money-grubbing corporations themselves whose only concern is the bottom line.

So what’s left, Lefties? Where do you go from here? What are you gonna do about it?

I’ll tell you what you’re going to do about it: you’re not going to do one damned thing but continue with your whining, that’s what, and it’s not because deep down you’re all cowards either. It’s because deep down, you know you’re full of shit. You don’t even believe half the stuff you’re currently crying about yourselves.

Because if you did, you wouldn’t be talking about it. You wouldn’t be writing whiny letters to the editor; you wouldn’t be fearfully mincing down to the Canadian Consulate to half-seriously inquire about moving; you wouldn’t be sitting in coffee houses denouncing the moronic inhabitants of Jesusland with your fellow smug, self-satisfied pseudo-hip doofuses. You’d be gearing up and arming yourselves for the fight of your lives. And much to your surprise, you’d have a lot of us over here on the right offering to help load mags.

And that’s why you’re going to keep right on losing elections. If even one third of what you say was true, you’d have Americans of every political stripe rushing to your side to man the barricades. But it isn’t anything like true, and we all know it, and we’ve all known it ever since you tried to claim that proposed reductions in the annual rate of increase of various federal budget items during the Reagan years were actually heartless “slashing” of the budget by people who wanted poor people to die. We’ve known it ever since you railed during the Clinton years about how the welfare reform forced on him by the evil Gingrich Repubs amounted to cultural and economic genocide, and then watched as hordes of welfare cheats—who you always claimed didn’t exist—were quietly expunged from the rolls and went back to work.

In other words, you’re all hype and no hump. Your party has become the Chicken Little Party, weeping and wailing about disaster, catastrophe, and the end of the world as we know it every time a new idea for running the government gets put forth by someone who isn’t a card-carrying liberal.

And the proof is in the pudding. Your delirious ideas don’t even inspire your like-minded cohorts—those who really do believe the sky is falling—to get out and fight to save their very lives; you certainly aren’t going to inspire a majority of Americans to rally to your banner if you can’t even get your own true believers off their asses and into the streets. That’s the problem with what you people used to like to call “false consciousness,” which is exactly what you’re now reduced to peddling. Your hysteria is based on plain and simple untruths, and nobody is willing to go out there and risk injury or death for something they know in their hearts is a lie. There ain’t gonna be any Revolution, televised or otherwise, because too many of us know that none is really called for, and the more you try to promote an addle-pated apocalyptic vision of a theocratic MegaMurrika the more the rest of us just sit back and wonder what the hell you’re talking about, as we watch life gradually improve for more and more of us despite your doomsaying.

Afghanis just voted, in the first real free election they’ve ever had; they didn’t vote in any Lefty flamethrower, and they didn’t vote in any Islamist terrorist either. And this occurred only a couple of years after we all watched you people wax apoplectic about the coming disastrous “quagmire.” Well, if that’s a quagmire, most of us figure the world could do with a few more of ‘em. It didn’t come cheap, and it didn’t come easy, but it came anyway, and no thanks to any of you, either.

And the same thing is going to happen in Iraq soon; the ordinary people you claim to be concerned about will see how their lives have improved since Saddam’s removal, and, despite all your supposed “concern” for their welfare, they’re also going to remember who it was who bitched and whined about the only recent President who was willing to lift a finger and take a political risk to help make it so.

And you smarmily call yourselves the “reality-based community.” What a laugh that is.

And that’s what it all comes down to, really. Those of us who do have some adult grasp of reality are sitting back and laughing at you and your dipsomaniacal ravings. You don’t inspire trust and confidence in your ability to run the world’s only remaining superpower, because you can’t resist the adolescent urge to hyperbolize every last little thing. Just as a small example, look at your pals in the liberal MSM. There are no mere “problems”; instead, we’re deluged with one “crisis” after another in their newspapers and on TV. You’re like little kids whose experience of the world is so limited as to define the boundaries of your intellect far too narrowly to ever be trusted with the responsibility of governing a nation.

Grow up, Chicken Little. Lead, follow, or get out of the friggin’ way. Or, at the very least, you can stop trying to get the rest of us to guzzle a bunch of Kool-Aid that you can’t even swallow yourselves.
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Posted by badbobusnret at November 14, 2004 07:06 AM

(Oh badbo, please. Put a cork in it. We had to listen to the sputtering of Gingrich and the screeching of that harpy, Coulter. Get a sense of humor and move along.)

Now, Ian. Are you seriously going to be on Morning Edition? Because the Morning Edition anchor in Chicago is a very good pal and will get me a tape of you. When will you be on?

The North shall rise again!

Ukraine gets it:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=564&ncid=564&e=3&u=/nm/20041201/ts_nm/ukraine_dc_206

"(Oh badbo, please. Put a cork in it. We had to listen to the sputtering of Gingrich and the screeching of that harpy, Coulter. Get a sense of humor and move along.)"

Damn, why didn't I think of that??

"(Oh badbo, please. Put a cork in it. We had to listen to the sputtering of Gingrich and the screeching of that harpy, Coulter. Get a sense of humor and move along.)"

Damn, why didn't I think of that??
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That's rich, coming from you, Ishie.

The rest of us are subjected to the long-winded (extremely so!) empty rhetoric between you, Randall and Patriot...and when B2 fires off a round, he should put a cork in it??

Please.

B2 has a great sense of humor...sarcastic, sure...makes it interesting.

B2: Well said!

Ishie,

Good points about the lyrics of music dating back some centuries (and probably longer). But a key difference would be the proliferation of that severly negative media and the access that young children have to those songs thanks to the internet and the materialistic society we now live in.

Take a child or an adult with a borderline mental problem (or verified mental problems like I believe the Columbine killers were), deluge them with negative lyrics about killing (that they can easily access through the internet) and let them practice with violent video games about killing people (see Lt. Colonel David Grossman's work as previously mentioned) and I'd say you have a good recipe for disaster. Thanks to the evolution of media, people have such easier access to this stuff, therefore it is much more prevalent and I would say that's a reflection of society and the moral decay that has happened in the last couple decades.

"That's rich, coming from you, Ishie."

Thank you!

"The rest of us are subjected to the long-winded (extremely so!) empty rhetoric between you, Randall and Patriot...and when B2 fires off a round, he should put a cork in it??"

I was actually making fun of myself. I could (and did) answer things point by point, taking my time and yours to hash things out, or I could have, from the start, told them all to stuff a cork in it before I got started, and they could have appropriately done the same, saving us all a lot of time and energy. I wasn't specifically thinking of B2, but I have also answered his posts with my typical long-windedness, though I appreciate his humor and have enjoyed many of his articles.

But bravo for the sentiment. I'm weeping, truly.

Ishie

"Take a child or an adult with a borderline mental problem (or verified mental problems like I believe the Columbine killers were), deluge them with negative lyrics about killing (that they can easily access through the internet) and let them practice with violent video games about killing people..."

Visit the 50s, deluge these people with popular murder ballads, give them real weapons as Christmas presents (which was far more popular back then), teach them to hunt, and you have the same problem, except you've already armed them. Probably something else. Lack of responsibility and parental control, perhaps?

Oh, apologies on assuming you were a Christian. Your points are the exact same ones made by the Religious Right with similar terminology.

On the body belonging to the owner, keep in mind that illegal drugs are illegal outside or inside the body. Switchblades are no more legal in CA if you stuff them in a body cavity, so it is not a fair comparison to abortion.

Ishie

"Visit the 50s, deluge these people with popular murder ballads, give them real weapons as Christmas presents (which was far more popular back then), teach them to hunt, and you have the same problem, except you've already armed them. Probably something else. Lack of responsibility and parental control, perhaps?"

It seems like you're almost agreeing with me. Prior to a couple decades ago, this stuff was not as prevalent thanks to technology. Hunting was much more common back then, but usually with adult supervision, unlike the video games so popular today. Lack of responsibility by parents may be part of it (see all of the children drowning in swimming pools, sometimes even when they have fences with the gates propped open, or children who shoot themselves or other kids because their parents or other adults leave firearms unsecured,etc.), but as stated before (and I don't think you've disputed it), there's no way the government can ensure that all parents in the country are being responsible. They can help keep our environment cleaner, though, as the FCC has made somewhat of an attempt to recently (much to the consternation of Howard Stern).

"Oh, apologies on assuming you were a Christian."

No problem. Now if we can get you to see how unwise that is along with other similar methods like extrapolating, perceiving insinuations or implications or reading between the lines, especially when it comes to the constitution.

"On the body belonging to the owner, keep in mind that illegal drugs are illegal outside or inside the body."

I disagree that it's not a good comparison. It shows there are other examples that prove you can't do with your body what you want (you didn't respond to the suicide point as the other example I gave) and with these examples, you'd only be effecting yourself instead of another life like abortion.

"It seems like you're almost agreeing with me. Prior to a couple decades ago, this stuff was not as prevalent thanks to technology. Hunting was much more common back then, but usually with adult supervision, unlike the video games so popular today."

I think the technology isn't as much of an issue, because the songs were not hard to come by. They were on the radio, kids knew violent silly songs in schools; it isn't like they were never exposed to it.

For target practice (not as much hunting), kids were typically shown how to use weapons, but shooting birds in the woods or more, cans off fences was kind of part of "playing outside" for weapons like the .22 rifle.

I'm all for adult supervision. What I am not for is the government trying to raise all kids and particularly adults based on the irresponsibility of parents by cleaning airwaves for me, or banning violent video games that *I* enjoy playing. There needs to be a greater crackdown on parental irresponsibility rather than making excuses all the time.

One thing often overlooked in this context that might help a lot is class size. Teachers used to catch a lot of things. Increased class size seems to correlate with when discipline problems starting being met with psychiatric prescriptions rather than discipline, conferences/counseling (to determine home conditions, often linked to kids acting out), and so forth. There has been negligance in child raising forever, but we need to work harder on fixing the situation where it is (at home) rather than simply Disnefying the airwaves and assuming kids left to their own devices will be fine as long as they aren't influenced by violent or sexual media.

While we're at it, how are you planning to police the internet?

Ishie

"No problem. Now if we can get you to see how unwise that is..."

Perhaps "we" need to stop patronizing me. I'm not a recruit for your side, and I really don't care how much potential you think I have or whether I'm a "lost cause" to the conservative agenda.

"I disagree that it's not a good comparison. It shows there are other examples that prove you can't do with your body what you want"

Any that involve something that can ONLY happen to a woman as the result of either a legal activity or an act that makes her the victim of a violent crime? Any that force a person to carry something that drains their system unwanted, using their bodies as incubators? Any that cause a person (only a woman) to change shape, undergo social stigma, risk discrimination at work, cause financial hardship?

Didn't think so.

"(you didn't respond to the suicide point as the other example I gave) and with these examples, you'd only be effecting yourself instead of another life like abortion."

That's actually because I think people have a right to hurt themselves if they want to. My problem with SOME illegal drugs is the repeatedly cause people to hurt others (like crack and acid). For the others, I don't think they should be illegal to adults either. Though it grates me, that includes suicide. My life has been directly affected by my grandmother's suicide, and I think suicide in people who are not in active dying pain is a selfish, horrible act, but it's also your life and your body.

By the way, do you think abortion should be illegal at ANY stage? Like in the beginning when you have a literal cluster of cells?

Ishie

Windrider/Ishie,

The cork has de-popped! (nah, that can't be right).

Who ? Me...? Sarcastic amongst Coastopians? Tell me it ain't so!

Ishie was just baiting me to see if I was still around. I are! I think she digs me! Sort of amazed she hasn't taken the bait on my last post re the B2 "cold cock" list of Rall, Scheer and Van den Huevel!

I have got to say we have reached a statis here. Hearts and minds are not being won in discussions of religion or with discussions on the constitution! Both can be interpreted multiple ways. In my way of thinking one requires faith and the other requires simple reading comprehension..... If you have neither of these talents they shouldn't be discussed! I have attempted to steer the conversation (herding Coastopians is like herding cats!) into a security issues discussion about the things we all can agree on like- we don't want to die from terrorists. But alas, I have not read one coherent post regarding the matter. It's either the Bush administration's fault the "evil ones" attacked us (huh?) or it's the redstates fault somehow (double huh?) Very little on the enemy or his nature.

Coastopians are a fairly young lot and they have been taught (almost programmed really) to only viewing three things as truly evil and WORTHY of being judgemental of. They are:

1. NAZIs
2. smoking
3. polluters

and oh yeah---- those who ARE judgemental!

On everything else they attempt to understand the both sides of the issue. To this end they consider themselves more enlightened then us redzoners (or so they think...)

I submit the real reason they don't want to discuss this issue is they may "feel" the "evil ones" are like Nazis' but they also feel compelled to try and understand them..After all this is how they have been programmed. Ishie is a little different, probably because as an Anthropology major she has studied a lot of different cultural "things". Her mind is partially open..... and I find endlessly amusing.

Enough soap-boxing for me..I don't want "Granny" to start tearing me apart for being a fighter pilot with a huge ego...
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Erica the "shrink" said-

"About the folks in the "field" voting for their Commander-in-Chief (was it 3 out of 4??):"

I'd say it was probably more like 9 of 10 of the mil folks who actually voted. It's a fact that young folks predominate in the services and that yopung folks don't participate as we would expect.

"1. The folks in the field do not, for the most part, get much of the news "we" get, in spite of Internet access (I have spoken with returning soldiers about this fact). They don't know what W is doing/has done/what a CF he is making of things."

Not true. Again young folks don't watch/read as much news because most young people aren't informed....As far as the availability of the internet and media you are dead wrong. They have 20 times the access we had a short ten years ago!
Oh yeah- for you that don't know:

CF = "Cluster fuck" (it has nothing to do with group sex). Being in the Navy..and naturally an officer and gentleman we use the term "goat rope" to effect the same meaning...;-)

"2. They are indoctrinated from Day 1 in the military to support the C-in-C, and to obey all commands without question. Loyalty is ingrained; it would be highly unusual to see the (mostly younger - the older ones are developing minds of their own)troops NOT pledging undying devotion to the C-in-C or "The Cause". "

Sure Erica..we get our lobotomies right after we get our high and tights....you are being chavinistic here and you definetly must hate us. Folks- Erica is FOS (another mil acronym) on this one!
FOS= full o'shit

"3. Perhaps the most significant fact here: what we see operating is ther psychological phenomenon known as "cognitive dissonance". That is, it would be AWFULLY hard to get up every morning, day after day, for who knows how many days, pick up your rifle and grenades and whatever, face death every minute, and NOT BELIEVE 100% (or convince yourself that you do) in what you are doing and in the ability and wisdom of the person(s) who put you there. IT IS UNACCEPTABLE to put your life on the line every day FOR NOTHING !!!! One therefore MUST believe that, if one has to die or may die, that it is/was for a noble cause. It is absolutely humanly unacceptable to believe otherwise, and still be able to get up every day and do what we are asking our soldiers in Iraq to do. The same phenomenon can be said to operate with their families as well: a Mother or Father of a dead soldier must absolutely believe that their child has died for a noble cause, because to believe otherwise would condemn them to a life of internal torture and regret; the only peace they will "know" is that their child did not die for no reason. To oppose the C-in-C (in an election) would be seen as an admission (wrongly) of that did not support the country....the war... the military.... and by extension, their child. That, also, would be an unacceptable psychic burden."

Hmmmm...then it must be a "genetic thing" Erica, because I must have always had this "dissonance"... must of got it from my WWII paratrooper father and his father the WWI 7th cav horseman....

Did you ever think that you do it because it is your job that you have volunteered/trained for and that many others are depending on you?

I wonder if all those cops and fireman who rushed into the WTC buildings suffered from this also?

No sweety- YOU exist for nothing.

"And yes, I have been a psychologist, have worked with veterans for many years."

Which community college did you get your degree from? Hopefully those vets weren't damaged for life! Do you actually tell those poor folks your theories or do you just share them on the internet?

B2

Erica,

On your explanation of why the military voted the way it did, if that's true, then we should be able to look back at the other presidential elections and see a similar percentage of military votes for sitting Commander-in-Cheif, right? Maybe the Google-enlightened Ishie can help us out with a link or source that would confirm this.

Also, I've heard at least two soldiers interviewed on the radio that claim they have reasonable access to the media, I know that plenty of them can listen to Armed Forces Radio and each individual certainly knows whether or not they agree with what our country is doing over there. When you consider they have first hand knowledge of the death and destruction (or the other side of the coin is the gratitude and re-construction that doesn't get much press) going on over there, they could actually be considered more informed that most Americans who only get the negative side of what's going on.

I know I've also seen at least one and read a couple newspaper articles about some others who were wounded in Iraq and while they could easily milk their injury, the ones mentioned asked simply when they can return to their unit.

If your statement about cognitive dissonance was correct, then wouldn't there be only a small fraction of the military voting for the opposition? I know I've also seen a couple of soldiers in the field who were interviewed on camera and stated they were going to vote for Kerry.

B2

"Ishie was just baiting me to see if I was still around. I are! I think she digs me!"

Actually, I do, though I'm seeking treatment for it. Unfortunately the aromatherapy, pressure point yoga sessions won't start until next week. But yeah, you won me with those parody articles, I'm afraid. Hey, I'm cheap and easy.

"Sort of amazed she hasn't taken the bait on my last post re the B2 "cold cock" list of Rall, Scheer and Van den Huevel!"

Need to read up, I think. Ian directed us in here after we shorted out the other board, so I just got here.

"I have got to say we have reached a statis here."

Seems likely. To think my head only just got sore from beating my head against that wall.

"we don't want to die from terrorists."

Versus wanting to die from rabid bear cubs? ;)

"It's either the Bush administration's fault the "evil ones" attacked us (huh?) or it's the redstates fault somehow (double huh?) Very little on the enemy or his nature."

Uhh... not exactly. I think the current Iraq war aids current terrorist recruitment which may lead to having more "evil ones", increasing chances that one will slip through security. I'm too lazy to look up how many miles of border this country has, but it's a lot. For 9/11, at first I didn't think the administration held any blame, and then when some memos were coming out, it looked more like they dropped the ball. Doesn't mean they did it though. If a cop ignores information that says a murder is going to happen and a murder happens, while the cop gets heat, the murderer is still the one who did the crime. I know perfectly well that Bush did not order the planes into the buildings (though I know some extremists think he knew specifically). I also approved of most of his actions immediately following. The Patriot Act early worried me a lot, and then with the Iraq War, I figured he'd gone out of his mind.

I did comment on the nature of the enemy. It's not that I feel they're in any way in the right. I am sympathetic to a cause right up to the point before they decide to kill innocent people. What I think is crucial is trying to humanize the attackers sufficiently to gain an understanding of their logic and their motive, which can help prevent future attacks. We can look at past attacks off our soil and gain other perspectives, such as the points I made on the female suicide bombers out of Palestine. They don't fit into the neat mold of the article you linked to the other board.

Why not just classify them as evil? Because it isn't helpful to prevent terror. It just feels good. Many act like the terrorists are sitting around going "Now I will wreak chaos on the world to feed the black lusting of my soul!! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

We need to understand that to them, they are the good against the Western Unspeakable Evil, and we need to figure out why, so we know where they are most likely to hit us and how. I don't think serial killers are good either, but sometimes to stop them, you need to think about "Filthy women with their filthy lies; I'll show them all". Otherwise you're just sitting in graveyards waiting for the "evil ones" to show up to sacrifice their nightly ration of puppies.

"Coastopians are a fairly young lot and they have been taught (almost programmed really) to only viewing three things as truly evil and WORTHY of being judgemental of. They are:"

Plenty is worthy of being judgmental of, such as terrorists. The question is, do we want to stop them or do we want to sit around convinced of our moral and proper judgments until they fly a plane up our asses?

"On everything else they attempt to understand the both sides of the issue."

Why is this a bad thing? For terrorists, it's a useful strategy. The FBI uses it all the time. For other issues, it keeps you from only getting your side's version of the story.

"I submit the real reason they don't want to discuss this issue is they may "feel" the "evil ones" are like Nazis' but they also feel compelled to try and understand them."

Understanding them is step one to not getting blown up. Pure self interest. I think killing children in Iraq is wrong for other reasons, but from a "don't want to get blown up" standpoint, it concerns me that we're opening recruiting grounds.

"Ishie is a little different, probably because as an Anthropology major she has studied a lot of
different cultural "things"."

Yup, though I stayed for the science. I'm actually not a fan of post-modernist "everyone's opinion is equally right even when based on fiction, because one person's fiction is another person's reality".

I'm interested (and trying to get into) criminalistics, and forensics is a hobby of mine, so I think of "both sides" of the terror issue more from a psychological profiling angle, and less from a "let's hear what the terrorists say! Maybe they have some good points!"

Perhaps due to the cultural anthro background, but more from my own experiences, I do have a low tolerance for "The ____ Mind" sort of headset because it is often bigoted, and usually inaccurate. My own experience with that has been categorizations of the "Atheist Mind" that have been so far from reality, they needed a plane ticket to get back. The "terrorist mind" might be more helpful, but needs to be divided into more subcategories than political and apocalyptic to be useful in fighting them. Those divisions will net us a number, I'm sure, but it only takes one to kill a lot of people, and it might be that pissed off woman no one bothered mentioning who had her whole family killed and wants revenge, who gets through. I don't really want to be on the bridge she nails. Do you?

"Her mind is partially open..... and I find endlessly amusing."

Should I ask?

Ishie

Patriot:

"Maybe the Google-enlightened Ishie can help us out with a link or source that would confirm this."

How exactly did I get dragged into this one?

Typing words into a search engine, particularly one as user-friendly as google, isn't difficult. I am not a professional researcher, nor have I claimed to be. They get paid more than I do.

I seem to have gotten this reputation from having the unique capability of typing "politics 'sign vandalism' Kerry". If this qualifies me for genius status, then we *really* have got to do something about the public schools.

Ishie

Something for "Erica"- sleep well sweetie!

HERO IN FALLUJAH: Marine Laid Himself on Top of Grenade to Save Rest of Squad
by Oliver North
Posted Dec 16, 2004

"It's stuff you hear about in boot camp, about World War II and Tarawa Marines who won the Medal of Honor," Lance Corporal Rob Rogers of the 1st Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment told the Army Times. Corporal Rogers was describing the actions of his fellow Marine, Sgt. Rafael Peralta, a Mexican immigrant who enlisted in the Marine Corps the day he received his green card.

Most readers of this column probably haven't heard about Rafael Peralta. With the exception of the Los Angeles Times, most of our mainstream media haven't bothered to write about him. The next time you log onto the Internet, do a Google search on Rafael Peralta. As of this writing, the Internet's most used search engine will provide you with only 26 citations from news sources that have bothered to write about this heroic young man. Then, just for giggles, do a Google search on Pablo Paredes. Hundreds of media outlets have written about him. The wire services have blasted his story to thousands of newspapers. Television and radio debate programs gladly provide the public with talking heads that can speak eloquently on the actions of Pablo Paredes.

You see, Pablo Paredes, a Navy Petty Officer 3rd Class, did something the liberal elites consider "heroic" and the media consider "newsworthy" - he defied an order. Last week, Paredes refused to board his ship bound for Iraq along with 5,000 other sailors and Marines. He showed up on the pier wearing a black tee shirt that read, ``Like a Cabinet member, I resign.''

We know this because Petty Officer Pablo Paredes had the courtesy and forethought to notify the local media that he would commit an act of cowardice the following day. Perhaps he hoped to follow the lead of another famous war protestor who went on to become a U.S. Senator and his party's presidential nominee by throwing away his military medals. Petty Officer Paredes stopped short of trashing his military I.D. in front of the cameras because he said he didn't want to be charged with the destruction of government property. The media, we are promised, will continue to follow this story intently.

It is a shame that the media focus on such acts when they could tell stories about real heroes like Rafael Peralta who "saved the life of my son and every Marine in that room," according to Garry Morrison the father of a Marine in Peralta's unit - Lance Cpl. Adam Morrison.

On the morning of November 15, 2004, the men of 1st Battalion, 3rd Marines awoke before sunrise and continued what they had been doing for seven days previously - cleansing the city of Fallujah of terrorists house by house.

At the fourth house they encountered that morning the Marines kicked in the door and "cleared" the front rooms, but then noticed a locked door off to the side that required inspection. Sgt. Rafael Peralta threw open the closed door, but behind it were three terrorists with AK-47s. Peralta was hit in the head and chest with multiple shots at close range.

Peralta's fellow Marines had to step over his body to continue the shootout with the terrorists. As the firefight raged on, a "yellow, foreign-made, oval-shaped grenade," as Lance Corporal Travis Kaemmerer described it, rolled into the room where they were all standing and came to a stop near Peralta's body.

But Sgt. Rafael Peralta wasn't dead - yet. This young immigrant of 25 years, who enlisted in the Marines when he received his green card, who volunteered for the front line duty in Fallujah, had one last act of heroism in him.

Sgt. Rafael Peralta was the polar opposite of Pablo Paredes, the Petty Officer who turned his back on his shipmates and mocked his commander in chief. Peralta was proud to serve his adopted country. In his parent's home, on his bedroom walls hung only three items - a copy of the United States Constitution, the Bill of Rights and his boot camp graduation certificate. Before he set out for Fallujah, he wrote to his 14-year old brother, "be proud of me, bro...and be proud of being an American."

Not only can Rafael's family be proud of him, but his fellow Marines are alive because of him. As Sgt. Rafael Peralta lay near death on the floor of a Fallujah terrorist hideout, he spotted the yellow grenade that had rolled next to his near-lifeless body. Once detonated, it would take out the rest of Peralta's squad. To save his fellow Marines, Peralta reached out, grabbed the grenade, and tucked it under his abdomen where it exploded.

"Most of the Marines in the house were in the immediate area of the grenade," Cpl. Kaemmerer said. "We will never forget the second chance at life that Sgt. Peralta gave us."

Unfortunately, unlike Pablo Paredes, Sgt. Rafael Peralta will get little media coverage. He is unlikely to have books written about him or movies made about his extraordinarily selfless sacrifice. But he is likely to receive the Medal of Honor. And that Medal of Honor is likely to be displayed next to the only items that hung on his bedroom wall - the Constitution, Bill of Rights and his Boot Camp graduation certificate.

Yes, Virginia, there are still heroes in America, and Sgt. Rafael Peralta was one of them. It's just too bad the media can't recognize them.
Lt. Col. North (Ret.)

Something for Ishie-

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes,

You know you're from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation
in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . . . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,
and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball
cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station:"STORM WATCH."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy
with their cells or pagers.
16 It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early
to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here
illegally, they want to give you one.

B2's epiphany:

The Gospel According to St. Fresnel

In the beginning, the lord God hath created the heavens, and the aircraft carrier, and the seas upon which to float it; and yet there was complete darkness upon the face of the Earth. And as I traveled there came to me, as a voice out of the darkness, an angel of the lord, saying, "On centerline, on glideslope, three quarters of a mile, call the ball." I reflected upon these words, for I was engulfed in darkness, and I raised my voice saying "Clara..."

And God hath spoke to me, and he said, "You're low...power." As the Lord sayeth, so shall it be; and I added power and lo! The ball riseth up onto the bottom of the mirror. But it was tainted with a red glow and surely indicated Satan's own influence. And God spoke to me again, saying "Power! Power!...Fly the ball!" And Lo! The ball riseth off the top of the mirror and darkness was upon me.

And the voice of the angel came to me again, saying, "When comfortable, twelve hundred feet, turn down wind." Whereupon I wandered in the darkness without direction, for surely the ships radar was beset by demons, and a great confusion was cast upon CATCC. Even my TACAN needle spinneth from time to time like a crazy monkey and I fell into dispair...and Lo! There was chaos, and a great turmoil within my cockpit, for a multitude of serpents had crept therein and I smiteth them.

And though I wandered, as if by providence I found myself within the holy corridor, at twelve hundred feet, among my brethren seeking refuge; and the voice of the angle of the lord came to me again, asking about my needles, and I raisied up my voice saying, "Up and centered," and the voice of the angel answered, "Report coupled." I reflected upon these words, and I raised my voice in prayer, for though both of my gyros indicateth it is not so, surely my aircraft hath been turned upside down. Whereupon I laid my hand upon that holiest of devices, and moved the switch, and Lo! The spirit of the Lord did fill my aircraft, for it seemed to take a life of its own, and guideth me onto a centered glideslope though I toucheth not the controls myself.

And God spake to me saying, "Roger ball, coupled." And though the ball began to riseth at the in-close position, miraculously my jet stoppeth upon the flight deck, for it hath caught the four wire which God in his infinite wisdom hath placed thirty feet farther down the deck than the three wire.

And thus bathed in the golden radiance from above, my pilgrimage was at an end, and my spirit rejoiced and was truly reborn.

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

"You know you're from California if:"

A Republican gets so irritated with you in a debate that they immediately go home and meditate to try to "channel their negativity."

Your pastor has a tattoo.

You've ever referred to a great white shark as "the landlord".

You discuss the evils of large corporations milking profits off unsuspecting people while destroying their health while sipping an eggnog latte at Starbucks.

You know how to cook at least three vegan meals.

You know what vegan means.

"18. Both you AND your dog have therapists."

Actually, Muffy didn't get along with her therapist, but the pilates classes have been really helping her destress.

"20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here
illegally, they want to give you one."

Actually, we take our driver's licensing very seriously. Observe:

Greater Los Angeles Area Driver's License Application

Name: _______________
Stage name: ________________

Agent: ______________
Attorney: __________________

Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male
___formerly female ___both

If female, indicate breast implant size: ____

Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___

Please list brand of cell phone: __________________
(If you don't own a cell phone, please explain.)

Please check hair color:
Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde
Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead

Please indicate activities you perform while driving:
Check all that apply)
[ ] Eating
[ ] Applying make-up
[ ] Talking on the phone
[ ] Slapping kids in the back seat
[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
[ ] Tanning
[X] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application)
[ ] Watching TV
[ ] Reading Variety magazine
[ ] Surfing the net via laptop

Please indicate how many times
a) You expect to shoot at other drivers: _____
b) How many times you expect to be shot at while driving: _____

Please indicate your number of therapy sessions per week: ____

Are you presently taking any of the following medications?
a) Prozac
b) Zovirax
c) Lithium
d) Zanax
e) Valium
If none, please explain: _______________________________

What is the length of your daily commute?
a) 1 hour
b) 2 hours
c) 3 hours
d) 4 hours or more

TEST (Please indicate the correct answer):

If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately:
a) Call the police to report the crime
b) Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your car on TV in a high-speed chase
c) Call your attorney and discuss a lawsuit against the cellular phone company for your 911 call not going through
d) Call your therapist
e) None of the above (South Central residents only)

In the event of an earthquake, you should:
a) Stop your car
b) Keep driving and hope for the best
c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones
d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4

In the event of rain, you should:
a) Never drive over 5 MPH
b) Drive twice as fast as usual
c) You're not sure what "rain" is

When stopped by police, you should:
a) Pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready
b) Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405
c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit

Please turn your test in to the lady behind the bulletproof virtual window on your left.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Californians
A Texan, a Californian, and a Nevadan were out riding their horses.

The Texan pulled out an expensive bottle of whiskey, took a long draught, then another, and then suddenly threw it into the air, pulled out his gun and shot the bottle in midair.

The Californian looked at the Texan and said, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!! The Texan replied, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap.

A while later, not wanted to be outdone, the Californian pulled out a bottle of champagne, took a few sips, threw the half full champagne bottle into the air, pulled out his gun, and shot it in midair.

The Nevadan couldn't believe this and said "What the heck did you that for? That was an expensive bottle of champagne!! The Californian replied, "In California there is plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."

A while later, the Nevadan pulled out a bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. He opened it, took a sip, took another sip, then chugged the rest. He then put the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulled out his gun, turned, and shot the Californian.

The shocked Texan said "Why in the hell did you do that?"

The Nevadan replied, "Well, in Nevada we have plenty of Californians and bottles are worth a nickel."

:P

Ishie

WindRider
Sorry for the long-windedness. I'm passionate.
If I'd known that you were keeping score, I'd have reduced my rebuttals to offering bullet responses to paragraph and sentence fragments taken out of context and dispelling true intent(you too, Ishie). I refuse to do so, so if in your eyes I lose, then I lose. Actually, I'm learning a few things from both sides of the fence, and that is exactly why I am here.

Ishie
Keeping up with you is tough, and I probably haven't accurately conveyed my points of view worth a damn. I respect your intellect more than you may give me credit for. As to the simple truth of the message of Christ, it really is just that. Simple. Believe! Far too many folks complicate it to further an agenda. It's kind of like law, or perhaps the tax code. Let's also include the Constitution (and organized religion). It starts out simple, then people fuck it up with all sorts of convolutions to justify a position, usually in order to reap what they consider to be a tangible benefit. We see things in markedly different perspectives, and that's fine. Hell, if we all came to the same conclusions, that would indicate that not enough people are doing the thinking, and it would be rather boring. The only real disagreements (all tangential issues aside) I have had with you concern the positive (some not-so-positive) and historical impacts that Christianity has had on the genesis of our nation, and the fact that you seem to view all people who claim a Christian faith as belonging to one "vast right-wing conspiracy" that seeks to force the country into a theocracy and religion into every home. Frankly, I see the threat as coming from the other direction. As I have stated before, I will stand opposed to either.
(Damn, my head hurts!) Now, let me have it!

B2
Great stuff! I have been enlightened at the knee of the Great Fighter Pilot in the sky! You are correct. Hearts and minds aren't being won, and I never expected as much. I just like lively discussion (although I don't think I'm doing very well). I'm more than happy to discuss security matters, but I think we're gonna run into the same problem as with other topics. Far too many folks of the (liberal?) bent just won't realize the threats that are staring us in the face. Appease! Acquiese to all demands! Let's pull a Frenchie (surrender) and all will be okay. That's really all I'm hearing from the other side. Did another five bombings in Madrid bring anyone around? I hardly think so. You and I have had the benefit of military service. We have operated in an environment where revisionist history and notions of knee-jerk appeasement are about as useless as tits on a chicken. We understand the threats that are out there and we understand what has to be done to vanquish them. One would think that all of that would be clearly visible to any thinking person, but obviously it just ain't so. I am convinced that we are basiclly on the right path, but I am not overly optimistic that a lasting democracy can be established in Iraq, due to the religious and historical disposition of its peoples. Your thoughts?

Piglet
Medications are available for afflictions such as yours. (I have "Deliverance" on DVD!)

Patriot
I loved your stuff. You are right on, but I think B2 is right. I've stopped banging my head against the wall. Join me.

"and the fact that you seem to view all people who claim a Christian faith as belonging to one "vast right-wing conspiracy" that seeks to force the country into a theocracy and religion into every home."

Not at all. There are many Christians I love and respect deeply, even though some have been classified as "not real Christians" by those who seem to view religion as an exclusive club. Many Christians oppose much right wing action and do not favor a theocracy or forcing religion into the public sector for a number of reasons. Some feel it is unfair to nonbelievers; some feel shoving God down people's throats only drives people further from religion; some feel that State religion waters down religion so much to lose the message, and some feel that the frequent union of God and patriotism in this country is blasphemous since it elevates the country to the status of God, who presumably knows no national allegiance, no matter how often our leaders want to claim He is on our side.

The Christians I find suspect are the ones who seem to not only view Christianity with club status, but view the religion itself as a status symbol while assigning lip service to its all-inclusive nature. If they are tolerant at all of other beliefs, it is in a patronizing manner, and they seek to revise history to suit what is the most religiously appealable rather than what the facts support. They appear to me to be extremely insecure in their own faith because they not only seem to feel a need to renew it to themselves as often as possible, but to talk about it as often as possible, much like a child who is trying to keep a lie from a parent. They have also hijacked a bizarre set of "Christian principles" that has very little to do with the actual Bible, but has easily identifiable classified characteristics so that one can easily tell the "real" Christians from the "liberal fakers". The two most obvious are gay rights and abortion. To the people I object to, Christian means anti-abortion, and anti-gay. I do not object to them because they personally feel these things are immoral, but because this has become the Christianity of the Right, often associated with things like anti affirmative action, pro death penalty, and pro Ten Commandments in public buildings. Despite these things having no intrinsic logical link, and in many cases, have absolutely nothing to do with the Christian faith, these characteristics have not only gone to defining the Right (and disagreement with one of them is treasonous to the party), but have extended themselves to defining the religion that so dominates the Right. A Republican Bible, so to speak.

For these people, religion cannot be unwound from politics, and to suggest such a thing means the speaker is anti-religious, specifically anti-Christian. The speaker is subject to a number of stereotypes and accusations based on largely false views of anti-Christian liberals, while these people, claiming to be the true Christians, refuse to acknowledge that the majority of Dems, liberals, whatever you want to call them, are Christians as well.

The Christians who appreciate the importance of the separation of church and state for the sake of BOTH are allies. They are not people I take issue with, and though I'll engage them in a debate if *they're* interested in a civilized discourse about religion, I have no interest in tearing down their religion simply because I think it's implausible, and they typically have no desire to force their religion on me.

Those that pray/prey on streetcorners, and those that think they are being persecuted if they cannot teach creation myths in science or have the school administrator endorse Christianity over the intercom are the ones that concern me. You can often recognize them by their complete disrespect for any of the contributions of the current or past generation, preferring instead to characterize the vast lot of us as violent, liberal, PC Nazi, short attention span, morally downspiraling pinko atheist sociopaths with no intrinsic values except to possibly grow old and wise enough to find Jesus and hate gays. For *that* crowd, and I am not making the claim you are among them, despite not believing in the place, I will wholeheartedly tell each and every one of them to go straight to Hell.

In the past, my experiences with the Carrie's mom Christians has been hideous but at least has been a phenomenon characterized by living in the Bible Belt. Unfortunately, now many have taken a huge deal of political power and are crowing their superiority to us younger, unfortunately-uninspired-to-vote godless heathens, and acting in a decidedly unamerican manner by essentially telling us to take it like good little girls, and it chaps my ass.

I mean no denigration towards mentally balanced Christians, of which there are plenty, and whom I take no issue with.

Ishie

Sorry, B2, your first comments about my previous entry are just too immature to dignify. Read my entry again, slowly, and you will answer most of your own questions/comments. Try to stay objective while you are reading.(Patriot, same for you.)

B2, ever heard of "nature" vs. "nurture"(re: your father and grandFather)? And frankly, your experience as a pilot (in combat, I presume?) would be quite different from that of someone on the ground (infantry/grunt/call it what you want.) These folks will never get over the horrors of their experiences. I have nothing but the GREATEST respect for these people, men and women. I just personally think they are getting a raw deal (well, fucked, if you must know), but would never let on to them: they already know it, and don't need their wounds compounded by me. And there will be many, many more of them. Such a human waste. And for what????

And please, don't quote criminals (Oliver North) to me as if they, too, are heroes. They are not. They're just a bunch of guys who are very full of themselves. Now, B2, try to get off the machismo wagon for just 2 seconds, you are not impressing anyone except maybe yourself. But self-delusion is a whole other diagnosis......

Erica

I stand 100% behind what I said to you above. You may call me whatever you wnat..say whatever you want about me but don't mess with the troops! In your world no sacrifice can be worth it...unless of course YOU define what "worth" is.

As a matter of fact regarding my statement to you:

"Which community college did you get your degree from? Hopefully those vets weren't damaged for life! Do you actually tell those poor folks your theories or do you just share them on the internet?"

I now add that if, in reality, YOU are "counseling" real vets (especially male types), God (big G) help us all!

I will re-emphasize.... they are not "fucked"..YOU, "Erica Whatever" are (well...maybe you haven't been....)

re your:
"I have nothing but the GREATEST respect for these people, men and women..."

You are F.O.S. ! I thought only that kind of patronizing blather only came out of the mouth of Hogzilla Moore himself!

No "Erica", you seem to suffer from "cognitive dissonance"..because it appears to me that you have the empathy of Eva Braun.

B2,

Eight words: Afghanistan - Yes; Iraq - NO!
America/Freedom/Troops - Yes; Terrorists - No.

Now, calm down. So what do You know about MY world???? You don't know anything, so let me tell you:

No, I am retired and no longer counsel vets (Yay! you say...) Long before that I was working with the "troops" in ways that maybe you can or can't imagine. I don't know what YOU have seen or how. You and many of the others of you participants in this blog talk as if all of this business of war is just a computer game of some sort, full of guns, bombs, noise, fighting heroes and righteous causes. I agree, there are things worth fighting and dying for (I just don't happen to agree that Iraq was one of them). Once all of the excitement and dust have died down and cleared, I have gotten to deal with what's left of war. Let me explain:

Did I mention that I have the greatest respect for these men and women? You mocked the sentiment, as if it was so much verbiage, "blather".... just talk. My dedication has not been just bluster and talk. For many years as a VA nurse, I changed bandages on bloody stumps; pushed "guts" back into open wounds; stood on my feet for 17 hrs straight, and never once even sat down, while I worked madly to keep one desperatwly ill patient alive; transfused gallons of blood into bodies that could hold blood no longer; sat countless times holding the hand of a dying patient so he wouldn't die alone when no other family would bother to come and be there; I have hauled tons of human waste, vomit, and blood, and at wages below that which I could have made elsewhere. Did I do this for glory? to bask in their expressions of gratitude? Most of them weren't even conscious enough to remember my face, never mind be in a position to thank me.

I have seen years of broken bodies AND broken spirits, and have done everything humanly possible to try to make one day - just one second - just a little bit better for someone who has put so much on the line for MY freedom and the rights that I enjoy because of it. That's where MY values are.

So please don't condescend; you don't know "me" OR "my kind" -- but "we" have been there quietly behind the scenes for years, and will be there for many years to come -- seeing the "other" side, less "macho" side of war. And I say again, such a waste ..... such a cost.......

Ishie,

"I'm all for adult supervision. What I am not for is the government trying to raise all kids and particularly adults based on the irresponsibility of parents by cleaning airwaves for me, or banning violent video games that *I* enjoy playing. There needs to be a greater crackdown on parental irresponsibility rather than making excuses all the time."

Just how do you propose to "crack down" on irresponsibility of parents? I've maintained that it's not possible, but it is possible to keep the public airwaves as clean as possible to limit the amount of filth the children are exposed to like the FCC is kinda doing.

"While we're at it, how are you planning to police the internet?"

Hadn't really thought about policing the internet. I was thinking about the public airwaves. Let me give it some thought though. That could be as impossible as cracking down on irresponsible parents.

"Just how do you propose to "crack down" on irresponsibility of parents?"

Start decreasing class sizes again so that teachers can be on the look out for problem behavior in kids and start some investigations into the home conditions. This used to be fairly commonplace, but now schools are overcrowded enough, they're just medicating the troublemakers.

"I've maintained that it's not possible, but it is possible to keep the public airwaves as clean as possible to limit the amount of filth the children are exposed to like the FCC is kinda doing."

Why not just keep the v-chip in tvs? What all are you going to censor to keep kids from it? Irresponsible parents will allow their kids access to anything. Are all bad movies, bad games, bad songs, and bad television off limits?

"Hadn't really thought about policing the internet. I was thinking about the public airwaves. Let me give it some thought though. That could be as impossible as cracking down on irresponsible parents."

Well, then you have a problem. This is where a lot of your "greater availability" comes from. Last I heard, it was hard to find games and music that told kids explicitly how to build bombs. You can also get any music you want, any media you want, and play all the shoot em up games you want.

You can't clean the internet, particularly with much of it coming from other countries and if getting irresponsible parents is too problematic, well, they allow their kids unlimited internet where they can join together with others who share violent tendencies.

Suggestions?

Ishie

Ishie,
Liked your response! Wow! I found myself in almost total agreement with you (I experienced some chest pains). I loathe the "club Christian mentality" just as you do. What's interesting about that is those folks detest us both! The only point I take issue with, and only in part if I understand you correctly, is your reference to what you believe charachterizes the "Christianity of the Right". You mentioned anti-abortion and anti-gay positions. We have covered the subject of abortion, and really, I don't think one has to view that terrible procedure through a "religious values" lens to see how utterly stupid, senseless, and wrong, in the absence of VALID medical (and rape) exceptions, it truly is. I would like to think that common sense and a basic HUMAN respect for life would suffice. I think most people who have that "post-screwing contraception" procedure performed are so selfish as to put only THEIR concerns above everything and to hell with all else. And now, today in good ole' Europe (I believe specifically in the Netherlands and one Scandinavian country) we are seeing the emergence of state-sponsored and enforced euthanasia of FULL-TERM babies who are determined to be "defective", the defintion of and the degree to which being determined by doctors. No consultation with the parents is necessary! The "justification" for this new Nazi-style horror is to save on future social spending to care for these people. How absolutely wretched! Hence, my concerns about moral decay. What we attempt to justify today merely becomes a stepping stone to an even more treacherous position tomorrow. An act such as the aforementioned, my friend, is indefensible under any circumstances.
As to the anti-gay reference, I don't think MOST Christians are against homosexuals as much as they are against homosexuality. (Hate the sin, love the sinner). Let's be clear on this point. Two men doing the "bone dance with Mr. Spinchter" or two women engaging in a bit of "carpet munching" is none of my business. I could care less. People are free to do as they please, and most folks I know feel the same. Most Christians believe its morally wrong and that's that. It's a PERSONAL belief. It doesn't even affect how I vote, because frankly, homosexuality in and of itself doesn't constitute an issue at all. The problem begins when the "homosexual community" demands that society as a whole accept their practices as "socially acceptable" and "normal". Hell, it ain't normal because if it were we would all be doing it. Aside from that, I just resent having their agenda and their desire for acceptance of their practices crammed down my throat. The solution is simple. For those of us who view it as wrong, respect their right to live and do as they wish. The sodomy laws are off the books! Frankly, they never really belonged there. For the gay community, just shut the hell up and do as you wish.
You mentioned affirmative action. I detest it due to its constituting nothing more than the very discrimination that it seeks to redress. The death penalty? The only problem I have with that is that our judicial system is so sick that I fear it cannot be justly applied. Got plenty of undisputable PHYSICAL evidence or a confession? Great! Fry 'em!! CIRCUMSTANTIAL evidence "created" by some full-of-shit high dollar attorney seeking his place in the spotlight? Nope.
Ten Commandments displays in public buildings? No big deal, as long as the community supports it. Someone would probably choose to be offended (a liberal with nothing better to do, no doubt), but then someone (liberal or conservative) will always choose to be offended by something. What I find really amazing is that so many people choose to take offense at some particuliar thing, and rather than just moving along to the next activity and reveling in the freedom and opportunity to do as one wishes (without hurting others) that this society offers to all, that they would then wish to restrict the freedoms of others to do as they wish. Liberal or conservative? Religious or secular? I think most folks in any of those categories want pretty much the same things in life. Those tags are not the problem. It's the degree to which we take our own sense fo self-importance. Extremism. Just as I detest Religio-Nazis who would feel no sorrow for the murder of Matthew Shepard, I equally detest ultra-liberal, cultural Marxist, enviro-weenie, politically correct whackjobs who would use revisionist history and hack science to promote and justify everything from the removal of all things of a religious nature from society to the modern day psychological malarkey bullshit that would have us believe that a woman in Texas could murder her five children in a bath tub and not understand that what she did was wrong. There's a death penalty case for ya. Those same mental midgets would also force the "theory" of evolution to be taught in school as "fact" with no mention given to the "belief" of creationism. Hell, even Darwin admitted that he fucked that one up.
Whatever one chooses to believe in is okay. I think we would agree that it is the power-bent assholes who want to force all of us to think the same that are the problem.
You aluded to negative experiences in the Bible Belt. What were they?

WindRider
Another long-winded diatribe. If you don't want to read it, SCROLL QUICKLY!

Patriot
I share your concerns about some of the negative influences that our children are bombarded with in society today, but are you advocating censorship? When I caught my daughter viewing a show that I considered inappropriate and had told her not to watch, I responded by merely taking the television out of her room. She gets it back when she is willing to follow the rules. I like most any parent wish to keep the all garbage away from my children, but I know that's impossible. I fear any degree of censorship. It could too easily be used wrongly by the irresponsible idiots in charge. The less the government has to do with anything in our lives, the better off we are.
Thoughts?

Randall

Ishie,

More proof that you are wrong in your belief that the positions taken by all politicians on the Second Amendment is just lip service. Check out this link that states the DOJ's position on the Second Amendment for the first time is that it stands for an individual's right. I guarantee you that Senator Kerry would never have appointed someone to that position that would take such a strong politically incorrect stance on our right to bear arms.

http://www.usdoj.gov/olc/secondamendment2.htm

This is one of the most entertaining sites I've seen yet. Being from Blue Pennsylvania I am stronger and smarter than average {see previous postings}.

I must conclude from the venomous attacks posted from end to end of this tirade that you {collectively} are no longer "true blue" but rather closer to "purple". Much the same as your faces when writing these opinions. So much for compassion and peace. Practice what you preach.

PS I have a wonderful 4 bedroom house for sale in a lovely small town in Eastern PA {1 hour from "blue" Philadelphia} to the first $450K cash laid at my feet. I would gladly leave this union infested, liberal breeding nest to all pansies who want it. I going South to warmer {redder} climates.

TTFN

Patriot,

Awesome link. You are correct that John Kerry would not gone out of his way in support of our second amendment rights. In fact, a question begs to be asked. How much would he have gone out of his way to take away that right, or at least hinder our ability to excercise it? Our second amendment right is one of the most important of all, in that it not only gives us the ability to protect ourselves against criminal elements (which the police cannot do), but it is the people's ace-in-the-hole to guarantee that our government does not become overly oppressive toward us, as governments can do. I won't try to put a historical perspective on this, as the revisionists would only reject such out of hand. I think you and I understand the reality of just how important this right is, though. It is important enough to me that I carry 24/7.

Liberal Bonechrusher (and all of you)
Merry Christmas from Alabama!

Randall

I am for the type of "censorship" that usually prevents (or at least makes it difficult) juveniles to see pornographic magazines in the supermarket or nudity or profane language over the public airwaves like the FCC kind of does. Adults can access that stuff if they want through cable and while it won't prevent kids from viewing that stuff, at least it would make it a little more difficult for them (like the pornography example) and make it easier for responsible parents to allow their kids to watch some television without worrying what they'll see or hear.

This is the kind of negative influence (I'll bet Ishie can't find any studies that show this kind of exposure to violence in previous decades, hence the moral decay) the government can have a positive effect on through already existing regulation powers like the FCC unlike cracking down on irresponsible parents (Sorry Ishie, but I'd bet money that you'd never get any laws passed in any state allowing police to investigate the job parents are doing because their kid is unruly in school):

According to the National Institute on Media and the Family, the average child sees about 200,000 violent acts on TV, including 40,000 murders, by high school graduation. These numbers don’t include what children see on the big screen or the Internet (Mediafamily.org).

American children, ages 2-17, watch television on average almost 25 hours per week or 3 ½ hours a day. Almost one in five watch more than 35 hours of TV each week (Gentile & Walsh, 2002).

Twenty percent of 2- to 7-year-olds, 46% of 8- to 12-year-olds, and 56% of 13- to 17-year-olds have TVs in their bedrooms (Gentile & Walsh, 2002).

The average American child watches more than 35 hours of TV per week (Mediafamily.org).

Patriot,

I understand your concerns. I am currently fighting the battle of the TV with my 11 year-old daughter. I had enough of the smart-aleck responses to me and her mother that came from some of the programs she had been viewing. The shows I am talking about are really benign in nature, yet lacking in meaningful content and promoting a form of dialouge that lacks respect for parents and authority figures. I removed the source of our dissatisfaction until such a time that I see a behavioural change. It is working.
I asked the questions I did because I, at least initially, distrust anything that involves the government. I would have great difficulty in identifying anything that government does well other than defending the country and collecting taxes (I'm sure there are a few other things).
Also, I am a rock and roll fan. (Actually, I love all music from country to classical.) I remember years ago when several well-meaning, yet rabid men of the cloth saw evil in virtually every rock song recorded. Remember the rave about playing songs backward and the hidden messages? What a bust! I can just imagine government beaureaucrats with too much time on their hands wishing to "protect" us from what they consider to be "evil" or "unhealthy" choices in either TV or radio. What our kids see and hear has to be controlled by PARENTS and parents alone. Parents have allowed public schools, which unfortunately due to financial concerns my kids attend, to slide into the condition they are in (taught hack philosophies by hacks). Parents have allowed their children to be brought up without the moral framework needed to sustain them in life. Parents have allowed the churches to slide into a mode of almost complete inaction. I know that most parents love and care for their children, but we as a whole are not paying the attention required to what our kids really need. That means giving them good examples to live by and taking care of the business of the country (Civics?). We are allowing all manner of politicians and administrators to usurp our parental responsibilities. Until we take charge and do our jobs better, no amount of censorship will do anything other than lead to the banishment of the gory mafia and war movies that I personally enjoy, as well as other forms of entertainment that others enjoy, whatever they may be. I don't disagree with you, but I think we would be better served by applying our efforts in a different direction. Your thoughts?

Randall

Hello, everyone. For a truly sobering war holiday message, please go to NY Times and read the OpEd column by Bob Herbert. Then give yourself a Christmas present by going out and buying the book, "Bush on the Couch." As always, try to read it with an unbiased (that means OPEN) mind.

I hope your holidays are peaceful.

By the way, another of my nephews (the one with 4 little girls) ships off to Iraq next week.

Merry Christmas.

Randall,

I agree with you on your apprehension about the ineptness of government and them getting involved in aspects of our lives, but I don't have a problem with them saying "No profanity, no nudity and no sexual scenes in shows that air over the public airwaves."

So I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree on this point. Appreciate your points and your distrust of the government, though.

Everyone have a safe New Year's Eve.

Pro-gun control=Democrat voter=high crime

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

I host a radio program in Memphis, TN called The Political Cesspool.

We are a conservative, pro-second amendment radio program. In doing the show and the research I have found that areas with strict gun control laws tend to be higher crime areas and vote Democrat.

Out of the top 25 most dangerous cities in the U.S., 19 voted mostly Democrat. This should tell you what type of people vote Democrat and that their peace, love, welfare and no firearms utopian society doesn't work. You could say the majority of criminals vote Democrat.

The liberals think that the only people in this society that should have guns are the criminals. This seems an outrageous claim but how many crimes were prevented by gun control? None, they actually happen because of it.

Austin Farley
Memphis, TN

http://www.illinoisleader.com/letters/lettersview.asp?c=21723

Ishie,

“Start decreasing class sizes again so that teachers can be on the look out for problem behavior in kids and start some investigations into the home conditions.”

You’d never get laws passed to allow investigators to start checking into the “home conditions” because some kids are acting up, strange or doing other things of concerns. Probably not even in a lot of the blue/communist states.

“Why not just keep the v-chip in tvs?”

V-chips would help out the responsible parents, but also make it at least a little difficult for the children to find these things by using already existing FCC controls over the public airwaves -- fines and revoking licenses if necessary.

“What all are you going to censor to keep kids from it?”

Profanity, sexual scenes and nudity. The same things that currently aren’t allowed on broadcast television and radio. I'm not talking about a major deviation from what already exists.

“Irresponsible parents will allow their kids access to anything.”

True about the irresponsible parents, but as I mentioned, I don’t think that’s remotely feasible.

“Are all bad movies, bad games, bad songs, and bad television off limits?”

You do what you can with rating systems (movies and games) and FCC control (songs and television over public airwaves). It’s better than doing nothing and it’s clearly more feasible than your alternative because it’s already in place.

“Well, then you have a problem. This is where a lot of your "greater availability" comes from. Last I heard, it was hard to find games and music that told kids explicitly how to build bombs. You can also get any music you want, any media you want, and play all the shoot em up games you want.”

“You can't clean the internet, particularly with much of it coming from other countries and if getting irresponsible parents is too problematic, well, they allow their kids unlimited internet where they can join together with others who share violent tendencies.”

“Suggestions?”

True, but see the previous posting (December 23 2:39 p.m.) about how much television the average child watches every day and how many violent acts they see by the time they graduate. We could clean up a lot of that and you gotta do what you can.

Patriot,

I too am concerned about what kids are absorbing through various media today, but I've gotta say that, in my opinion, the problem here has less to do with what is out there on the "public airwaves" than what parents allow their children to see and hear of it. Obviously there is a market for the garbage, because it is there. We have to make sure the kids are denied access to it. Irresponsible parents may not make the attempt, but then such parents are by nature irresponsible and no amount of legislation is going to force them to ensure that their kids are well fed, clothed, housed, educated, etc. either.
You desire government censorship of the airwaves? My friend, I understand that your motives are good and true, but please take it from one who has lived in a socialist country. You don't quite understand what you are asking for. To begin with, by allowing the government to censor anything we are simply abdicating our responsibilities as parents and government will gladly oblige us. The problem is that governmental bodies can't do much of ANYTHING well. Examples of past performance of the INS, the Dept. of Education, the UN's oil-for-food debacle, etc. should suffice to show us t