April 26, 2005

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4/26/05

Sleep-Deprived Parenting Thought For the Day #4676b

Yo, all the mommas and poppas out there in the motherfuckin' house: have you ever wanted to, um, EAT your baby? I don't mean actually eat or anything like that, but sometimes I look over at Lucy and see her chubby cheeks or her nubbin nose, and I kinda want to put her in my mouth.

The worst are her feet. They are so goddamn cute. Her toes should be used as antidepressants. I mean, aren't they like, completely scrumptious?

LucyFeet1(bl).jpg
YUM!

Yeah, shut up, I'm going to bed.

Posted by Ian Williams at April 26, 2005 09:23 PM
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Posted by: Lisa in Maui at April 27, 2005 02:23 AM

It's 11:30 pm here in Hawaii...I've already had dinner...and then I saw those feet...

Mmmmmmm, I'm suddenly hungry.

Baby feet are better than dessert.

Aloha,
lisa

Posted by: stephanie at April 27, 2005 04:03 AM

I think it's really sweet, Ian, the way you're trying to continue to talk about the world at large - television, even - when all you obviously want to talk about are your daughter's feet. It'll be interesting to see how detached a blogger-who-is-a-new-father you remain.

It doesn't look hopeful.

Posted by: Laurie from Manly Dorm at April 27, 2005 04:43 AM

I LOVE BABY FEET! They are so damn cute! I still love to look at my 5 year old's feet and to tickle them. The little toes are so perfect!

In fact, I love my daughter's body for the sheer beauty of it and the comfort level she has in her own skin! I love to watch her dance around and be free with her body. I hope that she can hold onto that self-love and ideal body image for as long as she can. The body image disorders that so many young girls go through at such a young age are a crying shame. Why do girls berate themselves so! I try to do my part by NOT talking about weight loss or "fat-ness." I do my best to embrace my own body and talk about how great it is to be healthy. She needs to see that I like ME too, just like she likes herself. Despite my own misgivings about weight gain, etc., I send the message that Mama is beautiful! I let Helen know how beautiful she is. As Helen likes to say, "Yes, I am beautiful on the outside and on the inside!"

Posted by: jody at April 27, 2005 04:53 AM

I LOVE BABY BACK RIBS!

Posted by: Audra at April 27, 2005 06:01 AM

Ok, those are some pretty cute feet. I have to agree, I nibble on my girl quite a bit. I like the inside of her arms by her elbows though.

Posted by: scruggs at April 27, 2005 06:05 AM

The killer is watching them snooze. All content and innocent with not a care.

Posted by: Yasminah at April 27, 2005 06:24 AM

I've always said that babies being so cute is an evolutionary development to keep us from eating them.

Posted by: Anne D. at April 27, 2005 06:41 AM

Our daughter smelled like cinnamon, I swear. Our son was slightly musky.

I used to bury my face in my babies' soft tummies and inhale, then give them a big smackin' kiss on their belly-buttons. I couldn't get enough of those little sweethearts. Yeah, I'd kiss their feet too, right on the soles.

Yum, yum, yum. Baby aromatherapy helped me get through those sleep-deprived days and nights.

Posted by: Bozoette Mary at April 27, 2005 08:03 AM

Baby feet -- so sweet!
Baby head -- best smell ever. (I tried to think a a rhyme, but I couldn't.)

Posted by: litlnemo at April 27, 2005 01:11 PM

Holy crap, I am lame. I stopped reading everyone's blogs for a couple of weeks out of sheer mental exhaustion. I come back and find that the baby arrived and I didn't congratulate you yet! So, major congratulations! How long till she gets her first pair of baby Chuck Taylors?

Posted by: DB at April 27, 2005 01:13 PM

TOTALLY!

We still want to eat Zaid. It was very weird, but we both felt it strongly when he was first born. Now he's all independent and doesn't want to be hugged/eaten, but he'll sit still on my lap for stories, which is very nice.

As for your other entries, which I fear I'm too late on:

1. Advice. Hang on. Period. Endure it. Walking Zaid around SF to put him to sleep was, at times, so difficult I couldn't stand it, but we somehow kept going.

Also, Mars Audiac Quintet by Stereolab is excellent lullaby music.

2. Word on the father thing. Feminism is as much a challenge to men to get their shit together as it is for women to fight against patriarchy.

Go Heels, DB

Posted by: KTS at April 27, 2005 06:29 PM

Who can argue with Jonathan Swift?

“ I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.”

Posted by: Cathy Guisewite at April 29, 2005 07:23 AM

SO TRUE!!!

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