xtcian: i hit at fourteen, i tellsya

August 04, 2005

i hit at fourteen, i tellsya

8/3/05

Man, why didn't anyone tell me about the Free Baby Pass earlier? All Tessa and I did was book a humble non-smoking room deep in the bowels of Caesar's Palace. So we took Lucy to the front desk to check in, and she gave this face to management:

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Next thing you know, they gave us the Corner Penthouse Suite for the same price! There's seven rooms in this thing! The room for just the toilet is so large that you can't reach the phone on the wall from the toilet.

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So I stayed downstairs in the casino and turned $40 into $201 via poker and blackjack (I will try craps on the return, thanks to Tregen). I figured Lucy might as well learn how to do all this too, so we set her up to play. I can tell you one thing: this chick might have landed us in the penthouse, but she's terrible at the slots.

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Posted by Ian Williams at August 4, 2005 02:43 AM

Comments

Posted by: Laurie from Manly Dorm at August 4, 2005 04:46 AM

Work it, Lucy! You work it, girl!

Cute!! I think that you are onto something with Lucy's dazzling charm . . . is there any way that you can bring her along to all of your show biz meetings? She can flash her gummy smile and who knows what will happen!

Posted by: Andrew at August 4, 2005 04:46 AM

Honey, pack up the kid and dress her real cute. We're going to Vegas.

Posted by: Bozoette Mary at August 4, 2005 05:27 AM

Can I borrow her next time I go?

Posted by: scruggs at August 4, 2005 05:48 AM

Penthouse? Now that's a sweet setup. At the rate you're going, maybe you should have the 2008 Dem. nominee hold her during his convention speech and the debates.

I love the "Free Baby Pass." It's let us bypass the airport security lines every time, get seated at restaurants earlier, etc. As ours is now 2, it will lose some of its charm so we'd better get the next kid on the way.

Posted by: Anne D. at August 4, 2005 07:27 AM

That is one adorable child!

Posted by: kjf at August 4, 2005 10:37 AM

that free baby pass only works when the kid is adorable (lucy has that covered) and smiling! so when she is cranky you just have to go sit in the car for awhile or else accept that smoking room next to the elevator with the extra scurvy mattress and the neighbor from hell! by the way how's the sleeping thing going with little miss free upgrade???