February 01, 2006

cruising altitude: 29 inches

2/1/06

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Hearing about someone else's travel problems is likely as boring as hearing about someone else's dreams, but hey, I don't make you read this stuff, do I?

We were in San Antonio, TX visiting Tessa's mom Sandy, having two or three days of great weather, trips to the zoo, and cavorting on the Riverwalk. I have loved SATX ever since Jon Vaden and I got stuck there at the Final Four in 1998 (what a devastating loss) and always dig coming back.

Driving the rental car to the airport yesterday, a woman slalomed her Dodge RAM Truck around us, swerved in front of me, and slammed on the brakes. As there were cars to either side of me, all I could do was skid helplessly into her. I was only going about 10-12mph, but still, her bumper basically destroyed the hood of the rental car.

Everyone was okay. In fact, Lucy couldn't stop laughing. She has this little Beavis laugh ("heh-heh, heh-heh") that is truly bizarre, and she does it every time something dramatic happens. Now Tessa and I do it too.

Anyway, the police report and the Hertz paperwork took so long that we missed our flight and re-booked it for 6:40am this morning. Went back to Sandy's place, except she was gone, thus I had to scale the house and break into the second floor.

This morning we dash out of the house, thinking we're on time. We get to the gate, and it's full of people: we assume they're waiting for our flight to leave too. Heh-heh, heh-heh, our flight had taken off five minutes before.

So then we got ANOTHER flight to LA through San Francisco. I popped a Xanax and slept most of the way, but when we got to SF, the weather had turned nasty and we circled the Bay Area for 45 minutes. When we landed, WE HAD MISSED THE FLIGHT TO LOS ANGELES.

So you know what we said? FUCK IT. (Heh-heh. Heh-heh. Mom and Dad said "FUCK IT.") We're staying in San Francisco, and we're going to eat at Betelnut, one of our favorite restaurants in America. And so my brother Steve joined us and it was awesome. I'm writing from a bed & breakfast on Union Street that has wireless DSL.

I have no idea if we'll be on that plane tomorrow. We may go to Las Vegas, or Phoenix. I saw a plane that goes to Medford, Oregon and they said it was pretty up there. Maybe we'll stay here in San Francisco and work for all the start-up dot-coms that have money again. Or pour fudge at the Ghirardelli Chocolate Factory. Anything is possible, my friends, and either way it's AWESOME:

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Posted by Ian Williams at February 1, 2006 10:21 PM
Comments
Posted by: kmeelyon at February 1, 2006 11:42 PM

Ahhh. Sounds like the force is not with you, this time around. But welcome to my home! It was a crummy day today. Even if you weren't traveling. I was freezing. And to think I'm a New Yorker. Hope you have a nice stay. I love this picture of Lucy, by the way. If it makes you feel any better about your travel insanity, it could be worse: you could be studying for a licensing exam.....

Posted by: Laurie from Manly Dorm at February 2, 2006 04:41 AM

Hey, if you are ever so inclined, I would LOVE to be able to hear Lucy in full Beavis mode. Could you put a link to your blog like you did that time a few months ago when she was on a table and you approached her with the camera and Lucy was all beaming and smiling for the camera as though she was destined for the theater? You know, that time? To hear that Cutie Cutiekins with a Beavis laugh would make my day.

Oh, and sorry about all the travel problems. That stinks.

Posted by: Beth at February 2, 2006 05:04 AM

I started laughing when Lucy did and didn't stop all the way through to the poster. Way to look on the bright side. And thanks for a fun start to the day!

Posted by: Bozoette Mary at February 2, 2006 05:54 AM

Sometimes you just gotta say "fuck it!" Have fun wherever you end up.

Posted by: emma at February 2, 2006 06:02 AM

You could always hop on a plane to Reno and join my husband and I for a weekend at Lake Tahoe of skiing, gambling and watching Carolina continue their long lived record over Clemson. I don't know the lines yet, but I will be putting my dollars on UNC and Seattle.

Posted by: chip at February 2, 2006 06:14 AM

Are you still coming for the Duke game?

Posted by: Annie at February 2, 2006 06:23 AM

Yeah, Ian! why don't y'all just fly here now? That's at least six days worth of extra godparenting!!!

I will buy your tickets, rent the car, then take Lucy from you and not return her until you are about to board the plane back to LA. I might let Chip and Lee spend 15 minutes with her. Not apiece.

Signed,
The Greedy Godmother

Posted by: jason at February 2, 2006 06:32 AM

that Star Wars inspirational poster is truly fantastic. where'd you get it?

Posted by: Josie at February 2, 2006 06:48 AM

I hate to say this, but what they say about boys and girls is true. I look at that picture and think...."We can never get a picture of my boy doing that. NEVER."

My daughter was a good little passenger like Lucy. She would play in her seat, flirt with the passengers behind us, and look out the window.

My son, however, would be crawling over the top of the seat, or lauching himself over my lap, head first, into the aisle.

We get on a plane next week. Those will be good times.

Posted by: Anne D. at February 2, 2006 07:07 AM

The SW rock band poster is AWESOME. Truly! I want, I want!

Glad you're busy making lemonade out of all those travel lemons. And that no one was hurt in the accident. Did the woman (driver) have any explanation for her genius move?

Posted by: scruggs at February 2, 2006 07:11 AM

Once again, portable dvd player. Our son rarely watches tv, so plane rides are a treat. Last time we flew, one family had a 3 and 5 year old just running up and down the aisle the whole time. Are you kidding me? Luckily, our son has flown early and often and knows that you stay in your seat and keep yourself occupied.

Posted by: dean from Bub's and Troll's at February 2, 2006 07:50 AM

Yes, the DVD players are ideal for plane rides. But, you never realize how friggin' loud it is on a plane. My son hates wearing hats and hates wearing earphones too. Hard to hear the DVD without earphones. Just an FYI for soon-to-be parents like Greg.

Posted by: Bill at February 2, 2006 08:14 AM

SFO reacts to rain, fog and any hint of bad weather the same way the cities of the South react to reports of snow: paralysis (but without the run on milk, bread and canned goods). I'm in Alameda across the bay, close to the Oakland airport, which I commend to you...when you aren't already neck-deep in travel snafus that make airport selection moot.

Good choice to stay. Mmm. Betelnut. Love those spicy green beans.

Posted by: eric g. at February 2, 2006 10:12 AM

Ian,

Give me a ring next time you're in Frisco. (I know this was an impromptu visit.) I'd love to see you guys and meet Lucy.

Grib

Posted by: xuxE at February 2, 2006 10:15 AM

i like betelnut (the restaurant, not the drug) but i wish it was in a better location. but right now i'm partial to ti couz in the mission most exquisite crepes and large drinks. plus, the kids love it when i let them get get those apple caramel ice cream crepes and call it a meal.

if you stay through friday night, playground is playing at the elbo room.

http://www.playgroundlive.com/people_player/people_player.swf

send me an email if you want to get on the list.


Posted by: michelle at February 2, 2006 10:59 AM

I'd like to publicly complain that you were an hour away from your little sister and didn't bother even CALLING, let alone inviting me to Betelnut, a fave of mine as well.

That's all.

Posted by: Rebecca at February 2, 2006 01:28 PM

Michelle, you have a very valid complaint and your brother should be ashamed. He obviously wasn't thinking clearly after his travel fiascos. Surely it wasn't personal!

So Ian, it's pilot season in LA and I hear the town is crazed. Bidding wars over Matthew Perry? Please, he's not that funny, or cute. Are they shooting your pilot or not? Can you give us a hint? You're back in LA for some reason, so what is it?

Posted by: Ian at February 2, 2006 07:48 PM

Sorry we didn't call everyone we knew once we got there - obviously Lucy needs to see her Aunt Michelle, and I would love to see the Gribster and wdball - also to meet the little Taggarts, xuxE, kmeelyon, and my dear sweet Summer. Maybe we should just take four or five days up there and get some writing/visiting done.

That "Awesome" poster is from this site:
http://www.ishkur.com/
and I don't think it exists as a poster, but it sure would be terrific if it did.

Oh, and Josie - Lucy did stare out the window for 90 seconds, but then it was back to flirting with and poking everybody in the ten seats around us.

Posted by: CL at February 2, 2006 10:10 PM

>>>I saw a plane that goes to Medford, Oregon and they said it was pretty up there. Maybe we'll stay here in San Francisco...

And people warned you that you wouldn't be able to do stuff like that when you had a kid.

You do, and you will!!!!!

You guys rawk.

Posted by: kmeelyon at February 3, 2006 01:30 AM

Next time....you should sit down in the middle of SF and have us all come to you. Hell, maybe we can make something out of it like WoolfCamp.

http://upcoming.org/event/54349/

Or lunch. Hey, I'm easy. I'd just like to meet the two family members I have not yet met (and seeing Tessa again would be lovely too).

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