5/25/06
Hi, I'm Ian. It's 12:06am on May 26, and it just became my birthday six minutes ago. To celebrate, I quelled my cold with a shot (and a half!) of NyQuil. Everyone have a fantastic Memorial Day weekend and KEEP ROCKING!!!
Happy birthday Ian!!!!! Wishing you a fantastic memorial day weekend/birthday celebration and no rain ("fuck you rain! don't you know it's my birthday!!!!!!") can't wait to see you all next week!!! xoxoo
likewise, brother man! happy 39.
ps -- ok, so I'm slightly ocd. among other things, this manifests itself in an unnatural obsession with 3's and 9's (as evidenced by my email address and also high school lacrosse number -- 9) and the mathematical ratio 1: 4: 9. anyway, here's hoping this amazing number will be an equally amazing and fruitful year for you and yours.
Happy Birthday! :D
Happy Birthday Ian! Have a great one!
Happy Birthday, Ian!
HBD!! I'll miss yall this weekend. Hope that cold is gone already! xoxo
Usually be the time I have to start using NyQuil, I don't care about dosages. I just chug from the bottle and figure more is better.
Happy Birthday Ian.
Happy Birthday.
Try the liquid non-drowsy Thera-Flu.
Happy birthday Ian! I did not realize that you were a Gemini. . . . that explains A LOT. Ha! No wonder I like you so much! Have a great weekend, and shake that cold fast.
¡Feliz cumpleaños!
Bonne anniversaire!
Happy birthday!OK, I just exhausted my birthday polylingualism. Have a great day, Ian. Feel better.
Happy Birthday, Ian, and thanks for the postcard (just arrived today), though I wish you hadn't mentioned by blog reading since you sent it to my work address. If Big Bro peeks at our phone records you can be sure they read our postcards!
Happy birthday! I should have had a shot of NyQuil last night, but oh well.
Here's to you, Ian! May it be your best year yet!
p.s. Try zinc--scientifically proven to shorten the duration of a cold.
Happy b-day, and thanks so much for giving me such good stuff to read and think about every morning.
HBD Ian, What is it about Geminis???
Everyone has a love/hate relationship with us. What did we ever do? We are just trying to make EVERYBODY happy.NyQuil.... hardcore!!! HA!! k
Happy Birthday Ian!
May you have a beautiful day today and a year ahead filled with much love, fulfillment, and wonderful blessings.
happy birthday ian, i'm sorry to have to miss the jartacular yet again -
Happy Birthday Ian!!!! Hope you feel better for the weekend!
Happy Happy, blogger extraordinaire. I'm sorry to miss you this weekend, but what say we share a glass of NyQuil together at Jiff's?
Happy Birthday! I, too, share in your cold experience. Ah, the joys of having the world's cutest petrie dish living with us. Hope we both feel better soon! Post pics of the Jartacular...
happy birthday ian. have a swig of robitussin for dinner.
oh my GOD!
it is my husband's birthday too!!!
now i am totally freaked out, but have a fantastic birth-day/weekend!
ok, i just have to say that explains SO MUCH i am just trippin. so many times when i read your blog and post something in here i have this dejavu that it's part of some other conversation. big aha moment.
Interesting.. it's my brother's birthday too!
The universe is a small place after all.
Have a great one. Hope the cold is fleeting.
Try a shot of something more fun. Jager?
At least you'll feel happy and sick.
Happy B-day from your old pals at the DiTcH
-- Kevin, Lisa, Stacy
Happy b-day, Ian! Add me to the list of folks bummed that they'll miss the Jartacular. I am considering a job change and a move back to Chicago, so I will be interviewing for the next few weeks and I won't be able to come to NY. Have a great time!
Grib (a fellow Gemini)
Happy Birthday, Ian!
Happy Birthday, you old dog. We'll see if we can't teach you some new tricks this weekend....
Have a wonderful birthday and a great weekend!
Congrats..
Ah, Ian. Happy birthday, O Geminist Gemini that ever ENFPed. I have no idea what coast you're on, but I hope it's treating you well. Kisses to you and your cute family!
Love,
Debzita
(fellow ENFP)
Co` latha breith sona dhuibh!
Happy delayed birthday greetings from another May baby!
Hey, did you hear? You nearly shared a birthday with Shiloh something something Jolie-Pitt! One reporter said that Brangelina's baby's birth was greeted with nearly as much international anticipation as baby Jesus's birth. . . a statement which I found to be funny/depressing/sacriligious all at the same time.
And Hunky Gavin Rossdale's wife had a boy! The Gemini babies keep getting pushed out!
Isn't it slightly narcissitic to think your birthday is worthy of notice? I can understand it being noteworthy for your mother, who had to endure incredible pain to bring you into existence, not to mention the trauma of gazing on your face for the first time. But what's the day to you? I'd think the anniversary of your first orgasm would be more memorable. As for the rest of us, we have our own birthdays and orgasm anniversaries to ignore or remember as we wish or need. Sorry, no time or energy to mark yours.
Aha! Dave in AZ must be J-Booger's ugly cousin.
Hmm, Dave, it's funny that you claim to have "no time or energy" to recognize Ian's birthday, yet you still took the time to write out that post. Don't you have an orgasm anniversary that you should be out celebrating?
...Oh, you don't? Color me surprised.
happy birthday already! now get back to writing, and entertaining all of us. grumble grumble...
just kidding. i'm only grumpy cuz i got stuck in some extra-hideous traffic this morning on my way back from school.
here's hoping you had a lovely birthday with your fam and friends, ian!
Gee, Kate, I was just kidding, trying to be funny, missing on that, maybe looking for a little attention, hitting on that. Who'da thunk it? Me a troll.
Here's what I really think, for what it's worth:
All people of good will deserve to be noticed simply for their existence on at least one special day a year. Ian deserves notice, and appreciation, for more than his birthday. But of course I hope he had a great one and wish him many returns -- and I hope he doesn't need the Nyquil any longer.
Here's a little "birthday present":
http://www.sciencenews.org/pages/sn_arc98/11_21_98/mathland.htm