xtcian: spine glue is still drying

February 3, 2008

spine glue is still drying

2/3/08

Books I'm Writing:

"I Jumped Up and Down in Bed and Grabbed a Peanut Butter Sandwich Off the Ceiling: The Lucy Blake-Williams Bedtime Non Sequiturs"

"Acne, Glasses and Gout: My Fights With God"

"The Aging Fratboy" 2008 Springwear Catalogue

"Tricking Out Your Prius For Tha' Bitchez"

"Running For the Shelter: My Endless Household Projects Powered By Dextroamphetamines"

"Tightly-Wound, Self-Promoting, Sniveling, Classless Control Freak: The Mike Kryzswyzyshkzi Story"

"Ian and Salem's™ Girl Drink Guide to Woo-Woos, Purple Schoolbuses and Sex on the Beach"

"Places to Pee on I-85"

"Motherfucking Shitbaskets of Ass-Ripping Fuck Buckets: Reacting to Your Missed Shots in Pickup Basketball"

"I Said That in Confidence: Ruining Lives With Your Blog"

Posted by Ian Williams at February 3, 2008 11:03 PM

Comments

Posted by: Salem's Little Sister at February 4, 2008 5:39 AM

"Costochondritis : Physical proof that you ass-hats are stressing me out"

Posted by: eric g. at February 4, 2008 6:40 AM

"I SWEAR Thomas Hill Said Something Nasty to Me Right Before the Free Throws: The Serge Zwikker Story"

Posted by: Steph Mineart at February 4, 2008 9:11 AM

I'd like to pre-order "Tricking out your Prius" and "Running for the Shelter" please.

Posted by: Meghan at February 4, 2008 9:31 AM

"You Fargin' Icehole: The Definitive Collection of Insults That Can Be Said in Front of Children"

Posted by: Annie at February 4, 2008 12:04 PM

"I Was There and It Wasn't Even That Cool"--A Compendium of Interviews with Former WXYC DJs

Posted by: cluverc at February 4, 2008 12:10 PM

"Don't have a Thrombo, Baby: Your guide to blood clot hosiery"

Posted by: emma at February 4, 2008 1:28 PM

"'I Couldn't Find any Unemployment' and Other Excuses for Parents not Paying Their Child Support"

Posted by: cullen at February 4, 2008 3:10 PM

Meghan is very funny. My book's titled "Bagels Versus Biscuits" -- a little broad in subject matter I'll admit, make that epic to be exact. Great fargin' meme theme Ian you crazy Tar Heel bastich!

Blogs I'm jonesing for: "Ty Lawson, The Glass Half Full Version"

Posted by: janet at February 4, 2008 3:56 PM

"There are nearly one thousand different types of bat" a dusky ,musky ,warm place to start.

Posted by: janet at February 4, 2008 4:13 PM

I meant to write "musty"

Posted by: janet at February 4, 2008 4:21 PM

got caught up in the "K" syndrome...oops, easily done!!

Posted by: janet at February 4, 2008 4:41 PM

Please tell me if I am bugging you.I am a bit crap at getting my own blog together and because of that I think I use your blog to air my feelings.Sorry if this does bother you (I would not blame you) just tell me to "get the hell outta here" and I'll be gone like a blow of the birthday cake candle.I think I still feel a bit shitty for having a tantrum at your party and still futher .....ranting abit about stuff that I really have no right too.....Sorry......I (we) think about you alot, Annie and molly constantly talk about Lucy....Charlie remembers lighting the fire with you vividly.It was a good memory.

Posted by: Ian at February 4, 2008 5:52 PM

janet, you are always welcome here.

but I'd also love to see you blog as well - including pictures of Charlie, Annie and Molly to show the Lulubeans!

Posted by: Ian's Muslim Friend(tm) at February 4, 2008 6:17 PM

"'Were you going to tell me something?' 'I don't remember.'" And other true dialogue from sleep-deprived couples with young children."

Posted by: Sally Wasner at May 10, 2011 8:02 PM

I actually clearly must think much more in that area to see what i can do about this.