January 25, 2012

elogium interruptus

1/25/12

Ten Sentences That Are Never Finished:

1. "Why I oughta-"
2. "For the love of-"
3. "C'mere, you little-"
4. "I have half a mind to-"
5. "If you do that ONE MORE TIME-"
6. "And now, pictures from our trip to-"
7. "You probably shouldn't grab its tail like th-"
8. "Oh god, I think I'm com-"
9. "Look, y'all, I've done this a hundred times befo-"
10. "The one think I really like about Dook University is..."

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THANK YOU. Thank you VERY MUCH

Posted by Ian Williams at January 25, 2012 11:11 PM
Comments
Posted by: GFWD at January 26, 2012 6:13 AM

I like the back of your shirt, Ian.

Posted by: Lara at January 26, 2012 7:21 AM

Not sure why, but the one about grabbing the tail almost made me do an actual spit take with my coffee. Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by: erica at January 26, 2012 1:10 PM

How about "You know hon, I think those pants really DO make your butt look-"

Posted by: Bozoette Mary at January 27, 2012 4:06 AM

Y'all have some great hair!

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