1. Favorite flower - the peony
2. Favorite SweetTart - the blue ones
3. Favorite wind instrument - clarinet
4. Favorite French fry condiment that isn't ketchup - garlic aioli
5. Favorite epithet I don't use much myself - douche
6. Least favorite holier-than-thou comment - "I don't even own a TV"
7. Least favorite dog breed everyone else likes - Schnauzer
8. Least favorite film cliché - panning up from a woman's shoes
9. Least favorite astronomical nomenclature - waning gibbous
10. Least favorite kitchen implement - ring of crappy measuring spoons
How about you, fair readers?
Posted by Ian Williams at January 6, 2013 11:38 PM